Sarcastic Sigma rant

[SocialD]

I went to the range the other day and I couldn't hit anything with my Sigma. The range is fixed at 50 feet so I couldn't even get the target close enough to figure out what I...I mean, the Sigma, was doing wrong. In fact, it made me miss with everything else in my range bag too! Seems impossible, I know.

 

[dennis51]

Don't worry, it's not you! I've heard rumors that some ranges install powerful magnets behind their targets to deflect bullets and save the cost of replacing the targets. But they turn them on and off randomly so you can never be sure. Yeah, that must be it!

 

[SocialD]

That's a great idea! Save on targets, sell more ammo.

 

[Walthernut]

I went to the range the other day and I couldn't hit anything with my Sigma. The range is fixed at 50 feet so I couldn't even get the target close enough to figure out what I...I mean, the Sigma, was doing wrong. In fact, it made me miss with everything else in my range bag too! Seems impossible, I know.

You'll have days like this.

 

[Jim H]

...In fact, it made me miss with everything else in my range bag too! Seems impossible, I know.

You had me up to this point. Now, where did I put those keyboard wipes?

 

[SocialD]

Before blaming the gun or ammo let another "good shooter" test drive the gun.

If he/she does well then you'll know it was "pilot error".

That would be great, but how would that explain how the Sigma infected my other two pistols?

 

[Big Foot]

You need to visit another range that have varying distances. If none available in your area, drive into the country or desert and place your own silohoutte.

 

[SocialD]

A much, much bigger target would work too.

I know what I...I mean my Sigma was doing wrong, but there was nothing that I could do to stop it. It kept making me anticipate the recoil and it would force me to drop the barrel as I pulled the trigger. The frustrating part was I knew what was going wrong and I couldn't stop it. I think that Wlathernut had it correct, the Sigma was just having one of those days.

 

[LedFowl]

I went to the range the other day and I couldn't hit anything with my Sigma. The range is fixed at 50 feet so I couldn't even get the target close enough to figure out what I...I mean, the Sigma, was doing wrong. In fact, it made me miss with everything else in my range bag too! Seems impossible, I know.

My Sigma makes my butt look big.

 

[John@JCDLESales]

That would be great, but how would that explain how the Sigma infected my other two pistols?

Because The Small Boy And Mule were still on your Trigger Finger from shooting the Sigma. Try shooting your Sigma as your Last Gun while at the range.

 

[SocialD]

Because The Small Boy And Mule were still on your Trigger Finger from shooting the Sigma. Try shooting your Sigma as your Last Gun while at the range.

I usually shoot my Sigma first. It is kind of like being in the on deck circle swinging a weighted bat.

 

[HspncElvis]

A much, much bigger target would work too.

I know what I...I mean my Sigma was doing wrong, but there was nothing that I could do to stop it. It kept making me anticipate the recoil and it would force me to drop the barrel as I pulled the trigger. The frustrating part was I knew what was going wrong and I couldn't stop it. I think that Wlathernut had it correct, the Sigma was just having one of those days.

LMAO!! Yea, darn Sigma every time! My Sigma continues to perform well. I'm just along for the ride.

 

[SocialD]

LMAO!! Yea, darn Sigma every time! My Sigma continues to perform well. I'm just along for the ride.

You're lucky you must have gotten one of the good ones.

 

[HspncElvis]

You're lucky you must have gotten one of the good ones.

That's because I paid extra for the "good" one.

 

[concho mike]

As many times as i've dropped mine it should shoot around corners by now.

Still just as accurate as day one i'm glad to say.

 

[leejack]

I didn't buy a cheap one!

I knew that sigmas were no good, because a guy with 10,000 posts on the internet said so.

So, instead of the stock sigma, I paid $2K and got the Clint Eastwood signature model! LOL!

I had Jerry Miculek look it over when I got it to make sure it was OK! LOL!

 

[SocialD]

As many times as i've dropped mine it should shoot around corners by now.

Still just as accurate as day one i'm glad to say.

Too bad that it doesn't shoot around corners. That would be really cool!

 

[bigmacque]

My Sigma makes my date look cheap.