Saw a soon to be Darwin winner on a KS farm to market road.

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Hello folks, been busy with the new farm and moving more stuff from SE KS.

My 15 year old grandson was up for 2 weeks, he is great help and we got a lot done. I promised him a day of shooting on the farm and we did it last week. He loves to shoot the AR 15 Match. I let him do all he wanted. We shot my Colt National Match and Kimber match target match. The Kimber really shines in accuracy and my grand son was shooting one hole groups. He loves it and wants one.

We left after 7 PM. 10 miles of 2 lane blacktop. I saw a sedan pulled over with the trunk up and a pickup stopped in my lane ahead of me. I'm thinking car trouble. The pickup moved on as I approached.

My grandson said loudly A RATTLESNAKE. Coiled in the middle of the other lane with his rattles sticking straight up was a dang big rattler. He was coiled so tightly one could have rolled him like a hubcap if he promised not to bite.

I inquired did you run over him? No, he said. I said there is a house with little kids that play in the yard about 75 yards down the road, back up and take better aim on him.

He said, no I'm going to save him. He dug around in his trunk and pulled out a 12"x12"x 18" cardboard box and dumped the contents back in the trunk.

I said the snake is really upset, you going to put him in the box. He said nope gonna slide him off the road with the box.

I said well Mr. Darwin, he obviously did not recognize the reference, this summer I've read of 3 folks who've been bitten playing with snakes, a Copperhead, a Cottonmouth and a rattler, their medical bills were $150,000.00. That snake is pushing 5' long, he can strike ballpark 24". Your box looks to be 18". I've been around lots of snakes and killed many copperheads, a snake can also move quickly when motivated. He could be around or over that box in a blink. They have fangs you know.

It did not phase him, logistics and common sense were some kind of fancy city guy words.

Mr. OJT herpetologist walks up to the rattler put the box against him and pushed hard. The rattler slid like a hockey puck for 2 or 3 feet. Now the rattler is ticked off, he raises his head and his rattles are a blur.

The guy was focused on sliding the big boy off the road. I'm thinking he's gonna get bit in the face. He shoved harder and the snake went to the gravel on the shoulder.

No one was bitten and no snakes harmed. But again, watching this show makes me feel the gent will make the Darwin awards at some point.

I left feeling with a house and little kids that close saving the snake may not have been the best choice. For you snake huggers, I don't kill poisonous snakes when out hunting, only when they came around the house when we lived on the farm as a youngster.

I go to the farm most every day, I've heard rumors that a Ford diesel is detrimental to a jaywalking vipers health. One cool evening he might be tempted to lay on the warm 2 lane blacktop a little to long.

And I have a 686 that is wanting to get involved, he told me so
 
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I kill poisonous snakes anywhere and anytime I find them, period. I kill any snake that gets up close to my home poisonous or not, they still have teeth and can bite.

I am always totally amazed that people pass a poisonous snake by and don't kill it. That some idiot would risk life and limb to save a rattlesnake is something I cannot even imagine. I would call you a liar if I did not know just how stupid some folks can be. However, I do know how insanely stupid some can be so I don't doubt your story for a second.
 
i'm one of those that let's them go if out away from dwellings but if they're close to a house I will do them in. You can carry them away but if you don't carry them far enough they will come back to their home territory. By the same logic if you carry them too far they will likely die.
 
When I lived in Louisiana I killed numerous snakes near my house. Both poisonous and not, didn't matter to me. I'd get close enough to give them a good shot of wasp spray in the face and then use a shovel to cut off their heads. The worst was a cotton mouth just outside my front door. Yes, I am a snake hater.
 
Common sense isn't. Go look at the films in the visitor center at Yellowstone. People trying to pet a Bison like a dog. Self resolving problem.

Take a look at my avatar, and think about the number of idiots who cross the street right toward us (which means I do some really fast evasive maneuvers) or ASK IF THEY CAN PET HIM.
 
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In my state of North Carolina at least, they are protected. I suspect it is actually a federal law. That said, I have killed 2 rattlers here in my yard near the swamp. I have a fear of stepping on one in the dark and we'd both die.

Of all the tree hugging laws, protected species laws, special rights laws, and anti-gun laws, a law that protects rattle snakes tops them all for proof of insanity being rampant in our law makers. They will just have to lock me up for I will always violate that law. Remember liberalism is first and foremost an emotional disorder, and only secondarily a political position.

I mean what is next a law that protects flu viruses and make vaccines illegal or a law that protects diseases like polio, or small pox? Those poor little viruses and diseases are life forms too. Heaven forbid we try to kill them off! These are certainly logical steps after a law to protect rattle snakes and water moccasins.
 
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Many years ago I was on a dove hunting trip out in far west Texas with a bunch of guys. Late morning one day I was leaving the field on the way back to our camp and I saw a giant rattler in the middle of the FM road. I quickly sent him to snake heaven.

I was driving a long wheelbase Land Cruiser and the back was full up to the windows with gear, shells, gun cases, vests, etc. But the snake was a big 'un so I wanted the others to see him. I had an empty cardboard box like drinks come in and I put the snake in that box on top of all of the rest of the gear. When I got to the camp and lowered the rear window...you can guess! The box was empty!! I can tell you that was a very nervous unloading of the vehicle contents. Finally I got to the snake...still very dead...but certainly a learning experience for me.

Bob
 
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