Send the asteroid!

[LVSteve]

I really need to build a warp capable ship in my garage so I can get off this rock before its ever growing stupid turns me into a drooling idiot. This sort of lunacy should result in punishments involving electricity and fire ants. I've seldom read such drivel. If I don't get the ship finished before the Galactic Stupidity Police send an asteroid, so be it.

Mum told family ticket invalid because '''her baby '''isn'''t a child'''

 

[mckenney99]

There are days when I have had to deal with other humans, that I just want to look up and see an ever increasing size flaming mass headed our way. I'm convinced that humanity as we currently experience it is in a death spiral.

 

[CalifEd]

Seems that the Bee Network customer service representative has run away from his village.

 

[dmn57]

This sort of lunacy should result in punishments involving electricity and fire ants.

LOL, really!

 

[dben002]

LOL, really!

and additionally they need to be sterilized so as not to pass on those gene's to future generations.

 

[s&wchad]

Consider how stupid the "average" person is and then realize that half the population is even dumber....

 

[delcrossv]

It all started with warning stickers, I'm telling you. Lack of culling dangers allowed people like that to reproduce.

 

[Rustyt1953]

I just checked my address against Google Earth and it appears I no longer reside in The Realm so the Tram Nannies affect me not at all.

Sadly my former country is inching ever closer to the abyss as it is now considered a hate crime to tell someone to "speak English".

 

[A10]

Don't panic, the Vogons are on their way. New throughway and all. The notice has been posted.

 

[lihpster]

Don't panic, the Vogons are on their way. New throughway and all. The notice has been posted.

Until that happens I'll be selling towels out of the trunk of my car.

 

[yaktamer]

Sometimes I think they need to remake the 1998 movie "Armageddon" but correct it to reflect that the ensemble cast sent to stop the asteroid are villains, not heroes.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

I just like to sit back, observe and chuckle.

 

[grover99]

I really need to build a warp capable ship in my garage so I can get off this rock before its ever growing stupid turns me into a drooling idiot. This sort of lunacy should result in punishments involving electricity and fire ants. I've seldom read such drivel. If I don't get the ship finished before the Galactic Stupidity Police send an asteroid, so be it.
Got room on that ship for me?

 

[SMSgt]

Kind of makes one want to drink, don't it?

 

[Rudi]

Darwin had a point.