I had been zipping my own hair for the past year, #2 all the way, nice not to have the bushy hair I once had and fussed over.

Needed a little help around the ears and my eyebrows though.
My man Kenneth finally came back to Great Clips after a year away. He has some health issues so I understand. Last month he was vaccinated finally, with the "all come and get it" folks even though he should have gone with the first group.
After a bunch of whazz up and great to see youzz, we get to talking. "Mr Mike, I have to admit that unemployment was great, I was getting tons of money to just sit home".
Me, "why did you come back then?"
Kenneth, " they took me off unemployment because I was offered my job back".
Me, "how'd they find out?"
Kenneth, " somehow they know, "they" know everything". We yucked that up.
OK, so how's it going says I.
Kenneth, "the owner is giving me $5 more an hour"
Me, "great, glad to have you back, my eyebrows really needed you"

. I gave him a huge tip.
Haircuts are up 15% from a year ago.
Expect inflation everywhere.
Consumer price index April 2021: