Sir, do you have a photo of your wife

[LazyKB]

Not sure if it is true but I heard W.C. tried to list his booze as a business expense, "I tried rootbeer once, but I wasn't as funny."

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

I take my wife everywhere I go.....she's too ugly to kiss good-by.

 

[feralmerril]

You know how guys used to show pictures of their wives and girl friends in the barracks? This guy had a picture of the ugliest woman and baby he could find and always would pull it out and say they were his wife and kid. He enjoyed guys swallowing and complimenting him. He showed it to the wrong guy. The guy looked and said, "Good God they are ugleeey!
And the fight was on!

 

[oldman45]

Man that's funny!! Brutal, but funny.

Man, Brutal describes my wife pretty well.

 

[A10]

I'm guessing WC Fields on the lemonade

Anyone remember why he said he wouldn't drink water?

 

[M29since14]

Everyone remembers that.

Good one, Oldman45. I needed the laugh. The shotshell thing wasn't too bad either.

 

[shotandabeer]

Anyone remember why he said he wouldn't drink water?

Yep, I believe the quote was, Do you know what fish do in there!

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Yep, I believe the quote was, Do you know what fish do in there!

Swim??????

 

[Iggy]

I thought this was gonna be the joke.. Hey Buddy, you got any naked pictures of your wife?

Hell no, I don't, what the hell is the matter with you??

You want one???

That's when the fight started...

 

[walnutred]

My daughter is a senior in High School. A couple weeks ago she said she walked into her Math class and her teacher was dinking a cup of coffee. "Hey Mr. X, how do you like your coffee?" she asked. "Just like my wife, he replied, hot and bitter.".