Just alittle while ago i was out putting togather my new lawnmower and heard my 2 year old screaming so i went over to the sand box to see a nice sized spider with red and orange marking on it's back jump towards my son.Yes it missed getting on him but it was close enough for me to snatch my son up by the arm and haul. Poor kid probably thinks i jerked his arm out of socket.I hate spiders with a passion that few know.Now all i want to do is kill something and it was first on my list,i picked up a shovel and went in for the kill but the greasy thing was gone.I did dig up all the sand and flipped the box over so my son couldn't play in it anymore.
Physical discription of assailant
8 legs,hairy looking,red and orange markings on his back,about the size of a quarter give or take,and likes to jump.
Dang spider still makes my skin crawl as bad as that time i had a GA pine roach in the house late one night and could hear it but not see it.I felt something fall on my chest.I turned on the lights just in time to wet my self,scream like a 10 year old girl and run around thumping my chest like an ape for 10 minutes,then after it was all over i had to get on my knees and pray for forgiveness for some of the cuss words i said during the rant.
Physical discription of assailant
8 legs,hairy looking,red and orange markings on his back,about the size of a quarter give or take,and likes to jump.
Dang spider still makes my skin crawl as bad as that time i had a GA pine roach in the house late one night and could hear it but not see it.I felt something fall on my chest.I turned on the lights just in time to wet my self,scream like a 10 year old girl and run around thumping my chest like an ape for 10 minutes,then after it was all over i had to get on my knees and pray for forgiveness for some of the cuss words i said during the rant.
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