SUPER BOWL!!!

[timn8er]

OK, OK, I swear that this is the last thing I'll post in regards to the Super Bowl(probably!). Here's a joke I recently heard, & I haven't seen it here, so away we go...


A sad story of loneliness:

A man had a seat at the fifty yard line for the game. As he sat down he noticed the seat next to him was empty.

"Is that seat empty?" he asked the man sitting on the other side of the empty seat.

"Yes, it is" replied the gentleman.

"That's incredible" the first man said. "You'd never think that there would be an empty seat at the Super Bowl!"

The second man replied "It was my wife's. Since we were first married thirty years ago, we never missed a single Super bowl. And now that she has passed, I couldn't bear to not keep up the tradition."

"That's so sad" the first man said. "But wasn't there a relative or dear friend that could have taken the seat?"

"Sadly, no" the second man replied, "They're all at the funeral!"

 

[Shorty 45 MK2]

To much!

 

[307-Niner]

 

[Hillbilly77]

Fixed it for you.

 

[labworm]

Hillbilly77

Still crying up there in NY

 

[Hillbilly77]

Hillbilly77

Still crying up there in NY

I knew I could smoke you out.

 

[JSR III]

Well when you can't boast about your own team, the only alternative is to whine about someone elses winning team.

 

[labworm]

I knew I could smoke you out.

Not only do you have Rex but now Bully Boy Richie Incognito.

Your going to have a Team of Integrity.

 

[gksr]

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I guess one consolation is that only the New York Giants can defeat the Brady era patriots.

 

[labworm]

Well when you can't boast about your own team, the only alternative is to whine about someone elses winning team.

Don't pick on him when his backup isn't around.

They rushed ladder13 to the emergency room the other day.

Dehydration.

 

[Hillbilly77]

Don't pick on him when his backup isn't around.

Nah, don't worry about me.

Dealing with you New England fans is just like a honey bee's nest. Poke it with a stick, then back up and watch you all work yourselves into a tizzy. And, even if one tries to sting me, it doesn't hurt.

 

[A10]

I just love these guys, living in the past like that........

 

[labworm]

Nah, don't worry about me.

Dealing with you New England fans is just like a honey bee's nest. Poke it with a stick, then back up and watch you all work yourselves into a tizzy. And, even if one tries to sting me, it doesn't hurt.

Why would it bother us?

New England Patriot fans aren't crying about anything.

Send me your address and I'll mail you some diapers.

Did you watch the Parade in Boston? It was great, we had 4 of them so far.

 

[labworm]

I just love these guys, living in the past like that........

That is all some of these NY fans can do.

 

[Hillbilly77]

Why would it bother us?

New England Patriot fans aren't crying about anything.

You sure are a testy bunch.

 

[JSR III]

Well to be fair, the 3 NY teams have been to the SuperBowl 10 times and have a 5 and 5 record.

The Patriots have been 8 times and have a 4 and 4 record.

So basically, the three NY teams have the same percentage number of .500 with the Patriots. Of course on the other hand, if the Patriots win one more, then we will have as many wins as the three NY teams combined. Just sayin.....

 

[labworm]

I just love these guys, living in the past like that........

Our teams faced one another.

The game was completed, you congratulated me, I said thank you.

If you won I would have done exactly the same thing.

 

[Hillbilly77]

I just love these guys, living in the past like that........

That is all some of these NY fans can do.

Lab, I believe he was referring to you NE fans.

Good grief, get over it! A team wins one lousy game and that's all you can think about.

Sheesh! It was a week ago for cryin' out loud.
Move on.

 

[Hillbilly77]

Poke, poke.

 

[labworm]

Lab, I believe he was referring to you NE fans.

Good grief, get over it! A team wins one lousy game and that's all you can think about.

Sheesh! It was a week ago for cryin' out loud.
Move on.

Why are you once again posting about it?

 

[JSR III]

and let us not forget that in the past 10 years, Boston teams have won seven titles in four sports.

 

[Hillbilly77]

Why are you once again posting about it?

See post 11.

 

[labworm]

See post 4.

Fixed it for you, your favorite line.

 

[Hillbilly77]

and let us not forget that in the past 10 years, Boston teams have won seven titles in four sports.

....and I'll tell you the same thing I told lab.

Based on their previous (and current alleged) antics, I cannot respect your Patriots.

However, GO RED SOX!!

 

[A10]

Our teams faced one another.

The game was completed, you congratulated me, I said thank you.

If you won I would have done exactly the same thing.

Your guys deserved the win buddy!

 

[labworm]

A10

Prepare for the rubber match next year

 

[gksr]

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In reference to post # 21 I really do not think you want to get in a numbers game with New York sports teams you guys have had some success as of late, but if you put the New York Giants in the equation do the pats even exist?

 

[Cheesemonger]

If the rubber match is anything like this year's game I'm renting a defibrilator!!!

 

[labworm]

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In reference to post # 21 I really do not think you want to get in a numbers game with New York sports teams you guys have had some success as of late, but if you put the New York Giants in the equation do the pats even exist?

Off course the Pats exist, they have 4 rings, where have you been?

How's all those Pro Teams in CT doing?

 

[labworm]

If the rubber match is anything like this year's game I'm renting a defibrilator!!!

Maybe you can set up a Group Buy, I'm sure many of us will want one.