Sweet Dreams?

[bigride]

It's 10:15 at night. Maybe you're in bed with the lights out. You can't resist checking the forum one more time before closing your eyes to sleep. You scroll down the page to this post. Did you know that as you read this, a spider could be on the ceiling of your bedroom right above you? Just hanging out...or moving toward the wall closest to your pillow...or maybe even dangling from a thread of web inching closer and closer. But probably not. Good night, everybody. Sweet dreams.

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[collectordude]

You freeze for a moment, eyes still locked on the screen. The post is simple enough, just a harmless bit of late-night spookery—right? But the words "right above you" echo in your mind. You glance up at the ceiling. It's dark, except for the faint glow of your phone. Nothing unusual. Just the familiar angles of the room.

Still, you can't shake the thought of a spider. Just hanging out... or maybe even dangling from a thread of web inching closer and closer...

You roll over in bed, pulling the covers tighter around you. The room feels heavier somehow, a little more oppressive now that the idea is planted. You convince yourself it's nothing. Probably nothing. But you can't resist looking up one more time.

 

[STCM(SW)]

How much have you two guys been drinking????

 

[collectordude]

You sigh, and then type:

"Well, I've had a couple drinks, but honestly, I'll deny it because it doesn't change anything about the spider situation. Whether I'm sober or tipsy, the ceiling is still a danger zone now, and you can't unsee that mental image once it's there."

You send it, still feeling like you're one blink away from checking the ceiling again.

 

[pawngal]

I am NOT looking at the ceiling... in honesty, there probably is a spider up there.
Good night....

 

[Golddollar]

I thought this is what you were talking about when I saw the title of this thread.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW1ko4yGbH4[/ame]

 

[Rudi]

I have a house spider. He lives behind a framed picture on the wall, saw him out repelling down the wall just the other day.

 

[robvious]

You slowly drift in and out of that disturbing twilight sleep... never quite embracing the peaceful sleep you desire, but fear... there is nothing up there repeats in your head getting louder and louder.. you blink for too long and jerk back awake looking into the abyss of your dark room.. the headlights of a distant car race across the room thru the crack in the curtains.. what did I see? nothing but my imagination playing tricks on me... sleep well. Besides mineral oil slowly dripped will chase the spider out of your ear canal.... night night, sweet dreams

 

[LVSteve]

You awake in a cold sweat, and realize that the nightmare of not buying a 3953 for $300 actually happened. Your head hits the pillow once again. It is damp from your weeping.

 

[lihpster]

You toss and turn, trying to get to sleep, but the buzzing fly keeps you awake. Buzz, buzz, buzz, it goes on. Suddenly the buzz stops. Silence, except for some very quiet snacking sounds. Without opening your eyes, you give the bedroom spider a thumbs up as you drift off to slumberland.

 

[jeffrefrig]

You guys DO know spiders are good because while they crawl around on your face at night they are actually eating the facial skin mites that have taken up residence in your skin pores.

 

[venomballistics]

How much have you two guys been drinking????

Not enough if they can still post

 

[DWalt]

With few exceptions, such as the brown recluse, most spider species are harmless to humans. Those most dangerous tend to be found mainly in Australia and South America. Like others, I find them creepy but I leave them alone.

 

[soFlaNative]

The buzzing stops, I start to drift.... there's a tickle in my ear.

 

[ladder13]

Shotgun time

 

[SteveA]

No spiders in my bedroom. The monster under my bed eats them!

 

[NYlakesider]

It's 10:15 at night. Maybe you're in bed with the lights out. You can't resist checking the forum one more time before closing your eyes to sleep. You scroll down the page to this post. Did you know that as you read this, a spider could be on the ceiling of your bedroom right above you? Just hanging out...or moving toward the wall closest to your pillow...or maybe even dangling from a thread of web inching closer and closer. But probably not. Good night, everybody. Sweet dreams.

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Do you write for the motion picture industry?-

 

[bigride]

Shotgun time

Will a shotgun work for bears and spiders?

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[oldbrownhat]

Shotgun time

Desperate times call for desperate measures

 

[Skeet 028]

My wife told me I'm safe now...she vacuumed all the spider "webs" off the wall and ceiling...but she said she just couldn't destroy that Black Widow Spider egg sack up in the corner...Said she just couldn't kill all those "children"...creepy crawly things. I ain't sleeping anymore