The Dessert Warrior.

[glenwolde]

Nope, not a typo. Dessert as in cake not desert as in sand. They've got a whole line of items dressed up like this. Even Swiss Army knives. Well, that's ... different ...

"The Elementum II joins the DESSERT WARRIOR family! Collectors will love the Elementum's delectable icing-blue blade, the pink-frosted G-10 handle, and the fab fiesta of sprinkles. Nothing is sweeter than seeing an Elementum generously dunked in Dessert Warrior paint!"

Just a moment...

 

[lihpster]

I can see it now. "They are marketing it to children! These evil knife companies want to put a dangerous item in the hands of our kids!"

 

[Rustyt1953]

Pairs nicely with this.

 

[Rudi]

Everybody knows sprinkles are bad for your health.

 

[THE PILGRIM]

Sometimes you need to just say NO!
And then agin, sometimes you need to say -
HELL NO!

 

[sceva]

started at a knife distributor as kind of a joke with a Dessert Warrior Boker automatic knife where Boker got the order wrong. It steamrolled from there to Dessert Warrior versions of Swiss army knives and any and everything else.

Just a moment...

 

[Protocall_Design]

Those guns and knives with sprinkles are for the police, because they look like donuts, not for kids!