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Husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the male therapist got up, walked around the desk, and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'

The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on
Monday, Tuesday and Thursday but Wednesday I shoot.

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Husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the male therapist got up, walked around the desk, and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'

The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on
Monday, Tuesday and Thursday but Wednesday I shoot.

icon_smile.gif


WG840
 
True story. I have a BIL that is going through a divorice right now. He is a christian, long time cop that quit the cop job a couple years ago and is now a physicatrist and consuler and counsels many people seeking a divorice.
His wife is wanting the divorice. At first he didnt want it. (he has been trying to save his marrage for many years, and just lately has given up.) Anyway, he has been going to a counsiler/physciatrist just like he is! The guy told him he is a divorice survivor himself too. My brother in law asked him, would you remarry your wife? The guy admitted he wouldnt!
 
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