This just in!!!!!

[sipowicz]

The royal baby had it's first poo!!!!!...Martin Bashir got the scoop and was dispatched to bring back the poop. Other networks all tried to get it, but an inside source said MSNBC won out because everyone involved felt the poop would be more at home on that network. Piers Morgan came in a close second.

 

[CAPops]

Sipowicz, I'm new here but sure enjoy your unique view on life; then again you are from N. Hollywood. Right on top of everything.

 

[Class III]

Sip said Poop.

Class III

P.S. I think they should have let piers (Not capitalizing his name is just a small slap from me to him) have it as he seems so good at spreading it around.

 

[sipowicz]

Piers deserved it more but people watch him even less....

 

[finesse_r]

Well Poopty Doo.

 

[feralmerril]

Thanks for the straight poop on the matter!

 

[A10]

And they named it Winnie......

Sorry, best I could come up with on such short notice. Perhaps with a bit more study time I could get the correct answer.

 

[Old 44 Guy]

Oh Sip; You did it again. Spewed my drink all over the screen. LOL.

 

[Silver Dollar]

Don't give the poop to Piers. He'll just spread it around all over the place like he usually does. He's not scared of poop, he's an expert in how to handle it.

 

[walkin jack]

Oh Sip; You did it again. Spewed my drink all over the screen. LOL.

Yep. Diet Coke spew # 113. You owe me for a new keyboard.

 

[mc5aw]

The royal baby had it's first poo!!!!!...Martin Bashir got the scoop and was dispatched to bring back the poop. Other networks all tried to get it, but an inside source said MSNBC won out because everyone involved felt the poop would be more at home on that network. Piers Morgan came in a close second.

With such breaking news, it was obvious that Sip would know what to doo.

 

[mjr]

sip, you're talking poop--that should probably be "This just out!!!!!"

 

[Magster]

Poop for a day! ( only us old guys know about this ).

 

[charlie sherrill]

They haven't named him yet. I'd like to suggest Henry the 9th if it hasn't been taken yet.

 

[Straightshooter2]

Martin Bashir got the scoop and was dispatched to bring back the poop. Other networks all tried to get it, but an inside source said MSNBC won out because everyone involved felt the poop would be more at home on that network.

I heard it was placed in a ceramic crock before delivery to the network. Just one more crock of, uh, poop at MSNBC.

CW

 

[rwsmith]

What title did they give it?

The Poo of Coventry???

 

[Alnamvet68]

Piers Morgan didn't get the poop, I mean scoop (pooper scooper....I like that) because he got the exclusive interview with the new Royal's umbilical cord.

 

[vigil617]

Well, one thing's for sure: it didn't stink!

 

[Mcwsky09]

Awwwwww, poop.

 

[kozmic]

I'm surprised Morgan got passed over for this doo-bious de-stink-sion. After all, his brother took a **** once. That automatically makes Piers is an expert on the matter.

 

[chief38]

You certainly missed your calling Sip. You are funnier than half the Comedians on TV!

 

[joeintexas]

I imagine the "View" was crappy as usual.

 

[A10]

I can just picture Barbaras interview...."If you could be anyones poo in the world, would you still be prince nonames poo? How does that make you feel?"