JOERM
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Turpentine vs. Holy Water...
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and
asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world,
its called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you take some of his Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll
pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and rub it
on a cat's butt and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'
I guess PEDA will be after me now huh?
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and
asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world,
its called turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you take some of his Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll
pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and rub it
on a cat's butt and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'
I guess PEDA will be after me now huh?
