JOERM
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Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they're walking along
they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it
and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter remarks, "Wow, that's some hole, I can't
even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something
down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says " There's this old transmission here.
Give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and
two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through
the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump
in headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other,
looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was
all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were
just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out
of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped
headfirst into this hole here!"
And the old farmer said " Why that's IMPOSSIBLE! I had him
chained to a transmission!!
they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it
and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter remarks, "Wow, that's some hole, I can't
even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something
down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says " There's this old transmission here.
Give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and
two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through
the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump
in headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other,
looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was
all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were
just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out
of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped
headfirst into this hole here!"
And the old farmer said " Why that's IMPOSSIBLE! I had him
chained to a transmission!!
