Union Files Grievance Against Goats

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Kind of a humorous local story. I hope it doesn't get somebody's goat.

KALAMAZOO, MI -- New, hungry workers on Western Michigan University's campus have drawn a union grievance.
After a half-acre trial run in 2016, Western Michigan University hired a team of goats this summer to clear 15 woodland acres on campus. Goats consume three to five pounds of vegetation per day, according to rental company Munchers on Hooves LLC, and they leave behind natural fertilizer.

But the natural mowers have not impressed everyone. A statement written in a newsletter indicates a grievance was filed relating to the to subcontracting and the use of goats. WMU Horticulturist Nicholas Gooch said the language provided to him came from the July 17, 2017, Chief Steward Report newsletter, written by Kathi Babbit, American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees local 1668 chief steward.

"I also filed a grievance as it relates to subcontracting and the use of goats which was not reported to the Local and again, we have people on layoff," a copy of the newsletter Gooch provided to the Kalamazoo Gazette reads. Calls placed and messages left for union officials were not returned this week.

"AFSCME At WMU," a Facebook page, in June posted a link to a news story about the goats on campus, and mentioned nine employees out of work. WMU Spokeswoman Cheryl Roland said "No WMU workers have been displaced by the goat project." Roland said it's not appropriate for her to make any detailed comment because WMU has a process underway for addressing the grievance.

The goats are a chemical-free option to clear the areas that are problems for humans to remove, she said. "...we chose the goat solution to stay environmentally friendly," she said.

The school's analysis showed the goats to be a sustainable and cost-effective way of removing poison ivy and invasive species, she said. Gina Fickle, co-owner of Coldwater-based Munchers on Hooves, said the goats are helping address areas that haven't been worked in years. "This stuff is so thick," she said, and can be a safety issue for people. After the goats do their work to clear up to five feet above the ground, then human laborers can come in to finish the work, she said.

"Goats aren't there taking work away from anybody, they're making it safer for people," she said. Gooch said WMU has not received other complaints about the goats, and that the effort has been going "as close to perfect as possible."

"We have been very happy with the progress, impact and PR generated from this project from both the campus community and the community as a whole," he said. "There have been no complaints of any nature prior to the news of this union ordeal."

Support for the project continues to be strong and almost seems to be gaining momentum, he said. Business is booming, Fickle said, and people are ordering shirts from around the country as their story spreads to national news outlets. The goats are scheduled to be around on campus until about a week before fall classes begin, and they are there eating vegetation this week, Roland said.
 
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They should not complain, they will get work from replacing trees that the goats eat the bark off of. Forget any landscaping they eat most everything that grows.
 
Using goats to keep invasive species of weeds and plants under control is extremely practical and cost effective. It's been going on around here for years.

I believe the University of North Carolina and Davidson College have used goats, also the NC DOT...using them mostly to keep kudzu under control in hard-to-reach areas. City of Charlotte has used them on occasion, and if they're used in city locations, they often draw a crowd of onlookers, and even get coverage on local news stations.

The goats are good workers. They don't talk, so there's no language barrier. Once they reach the job site, they don't waste time hanging around drinking coffee, trying to wake up...they get right to work. Two or three of them don't stand around b.s.-ing while one does all the work. They don't need smoke breaks and they don't take a lunch break.

They work slow, but steady, and give eight hours work for eight hours "pay". They don't let any grass grow under their feet.

And when the day's work is over, they'll unwind with some after-work play.

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Goats-R-Us franchise's across america...I like it....save on fuel cost, no pollutants going into the air, aids global warming and reduces the carbon footprint. All you diesel truck driving, $8,000.00 zero turn mowing machines, gas-a-nated weed eating polluters take notice........
 
Put enough goats in a given area and there will be nothing left growing! I have seen them up in trees over my head eating when they didn't have enough at ground level.
 
I hope this case goes before a jury and the goats are called to the witness stand. "Are you currently a member of the union?"

"Baaaaaaaa..."

I could see this case come before Judge Harry on "Night Court".
 
Victorinox uses cows to mow the lawn at the factory. Really.

Cows are not as destructive. We had a Yankee that moved from up north close to a goat farm here. He spent close to a million dollars on a home with lavish landscaping. A few goats escaped the farm, and destroyed his landscaping.

Now I am not defending the Yankee, but the farmer got the bill for the damage. The difference between a goat, and a deer is the deer is afraid of people. If a deer loses that fear they will come around a home and destroy landscaping. I saw it happen in the keys where the deer are friendly. Goats are not afraid of people, and they do more damage than deer.

If they can keep them away from the landscaping, and to open fields, or wild hammocks they probably are ok. But they kill trees, and shrubs when they want.

Cows on the other hand do not eat grass to the root, and they leave most landscaping alone. Both taste good in a taco though.
 
Just pooping on things American workers don't want to poop on! :D

Seriously... goats ain't shy. They'll poop ANYWHERE! Preferably your lawn furniture. Ask how I know. :D
 
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