Vodka..Who Knew?

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Who Knew???

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with VODKA.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.


3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. Be careful with plastic lens glasses, might do damage.


4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade
soak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
The alcohol cleanses the scalp,removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.


8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And silly me!
I used to drink the stuff!
 
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Ken
 
I read once that W.C. Fields after being forced into an A/A program was seated at the rear of the room when while a doctor was giving a lecture on the negative effects of alcohol. The doctor had 2 water glasses in front of him, one filled with water, the other filled with vodka. During the lecture the doc dropped a meal worm into the glass of water after which it squirmed around and wriggled happily. He then took another meal worm, and dropped it into the glass of Vodka, upon which it instantly shriveled up and died.
The doctor then asked what the moral of the experiment was?
It's reported that from the back of the lecture hall WC was heard to say
"If you drink, you'll never have worms"!
 
Next time my wife tells me I smell like vodka I will tell her I was cleaning the bathroom!
 
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Spotted Dog, my wife's uncle was the cinematogropher who filmed almost all of W C Fields pictures. She said he could tell you some really funny and wild things about happenings on the film set with WC and Mae West.
 

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