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Cooter Brown said:
I knew you fellers could do it!

You gonna have a big weenie roast to celebrate?
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I went to visit him a couple of weeks ago. He cooked venison back strap smothered in thick gravy served over rice.

For breakfast he fried a pound of bacon, fried some venison sausage in that, then melted a stick of butter in that to scramble the eggs in. He fixed some buttered biscuits to go with the meal.

For lunch we went to a buffet.
 
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LouisianaJoe said:
I went to visit him a couple of weeks ago. He cooked venison back strap smothered in thick gravy served over rice.

For breakfast he fried a pound of bacon, fried some venison sausage in that, then melted a pound of butter in that to scramble the eggs in. He fixed some buttered biscuits to go with the meal.

For lunch we went to a buffet.
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I gained five pounds just reading this. :)
 
Moonman said:
Not much of a TOFU market down that way HUH!!!!!
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Today, I found myself in the vicinity of Phoenix's apparently only purveyor of Middle Eastern foods, Baiz Market, so, stopped in and picked up some tinned hummus, stuffed (with rice and etc.) grape and cabbage leaves, and, from their butcher shop, a pound of ground lamb, some of which will be on the menu and the grill, tonight. There was also on offer the viscera of various birds and animals; beef, chicken, and goat skeletal meat, but, no pork products were in sight. My taste in foods are fairly (lower case) "catholic", but I've no taste for most viscera. I'll trade, two to one, goat guts to pork chops, anytime... Did I neglect to mention the absence of seafood?
 
I think Indiana wasn't far behind you guys, but I haven't been thrown out of a Chinese buffet. :D Now my son could be another matter. The restauranteurs probably wince when they see him coming. He is still slim and young enough he can eat like that - and get away with it. Anyway, congratulations, you guys. Hopefully the competitive environment didn't cause any brotherly discord. ;)
 
LouisianaJoe said:
Mississippi edged out Louisiana for having the highest percentage of Obese people.

My brother and I are proud to represent our states as part of the winning teams!

:D:D:D
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...congradulations guys...lets all have another donut and celebrate...

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Yeehaw! We win again! We're on a roll because we also won last year.(and probably the year before) Wanna know why we won again? Come down here and ride around and you can see the porch dwellers idling around (on the porch) drinking those jumbo size cheap beers. When they're not doing that they're over at the WIC store loading up on free cheese and other starchy stuff. There's nothing racist about these comments as we've got more white folks living like this than other races. Unemployment (whether it's their fault or a lifestyle) seems to add a few pounds too. What really tilts the scales in our favor for first place is we've got the definitive edge on fat women. I am a firm believer that wedding cake causes obesity in women. Feed them just a little bit at the reception (after they've caught their man) and they'll blow up like a weather balloon. Also having lots of kids seem to pump them up. The more kids they have, the harder it is to squeeze through the door to the buffet. I try and stay away from buffets around the first of the month when the checks come in because it can be downright dangerous to get between the recipients and the buffet. When the buffet money runs out the government cheese and starch goodies kick in and hold them until the first of the month when the cycle starts all over again. Somehow they manage to keep plenty of beer for the whole month. If the first lady really wanted to do something about obesity she would first reduce the size of her own butt and then convince the powers that be to quit giving out all that free fattening food to those that least need it. Why hasn't Mayor Bloomburg picked up on any of this?
 
LouisianaJoe said:
I went to visit him a couple of weeks ago. He cooked venison back strap smothered in thick gravy served over rice.

For breakfast he fried a pound of bacon, fried some venison sausage in that, then melted a pound of butter in that to scramble the eggs in. He fixed some buttered biscuits to go with the meal.

For lunch we went to a buffet.
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Man - I bet you were sure glad to see that buffet!
Your brother could have at least fixed enough breakfast for the two of you -
And you can tell him that I said so :cool:
 
charlie sherrill said:
...If the first lady really wanted to do something about obesity she would first reduce the size of her own butt and then convince the powers that be to quit giving out all that free fattening food to those that least need it. Why hasn't Mayor Bloomburg picked up on any of this?
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Now, now. Let's give our "First Lady" a little respect! (Even if she does parade in around all over the world at our expense and make a fool of herself.) Are you forgetting how amazing she is because she is "young and vibrant"? :p

I am all for your suggestions, but it is going to cost you! Substituting decent food, and taking the necessary steps to safely distribute it, would be expensive. Yes, in the long run it would probably even out if some of the health care costs could be avoided, but I hear we can't pay our bills now. Something about our finances is a bit out of whack somewhere, but the folks in D.C. can't seem to figure out what it is and what to do about it. (I'm not even sure they know about it.)

I guess it isn't pressing for them. They are getting along just fine. Still have their government-provided cars and limos, fancy suits and shoes, nice, clean office jobs with inflated salaries and benefits. Bloomy will get gun-running and soft drinks under control any day now. Everything is fine! :)
 
mc5aw said:
Obviously a terribly unhealthy, processed white flour roll ... :)

Now for the true chow hounds ... anyone out there know what Fool's Gold is? NO INTERNET SEARCHING! YA GOTTA KNOW IT!

HINT: Elvis has left the building ...
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...Elvis was famous for his deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches...
 
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