What Time Is It?

[Foodfuzz]

It doesn't matter. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is!

 

[NFrameFred]

Chuck Norris took a flight on Virgin Airline, now it's just called "the airline" . . . .

 

[Roadtrash]

Yeah but he is getting old just like the rest of us.

 

[labworm]

I thought this was going to be a Howdy Doody thread

 

[carpriver]

Are you talking about Chuck Norris or Howdy Doody. I have a question what was Howdy Doodys twin brother called.

wait for it............... Double Doody. AweSSSSSSSSome.

 

[Hillbilly77]

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet.
The water gets Chuck Norrised.

 

[arjay]

 

[427mach1]

Chuck is so tough, Superman wears pajamas with his picture on them.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

The boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

 

[deanodog]

I once saw Chuck kick start a 747.

 

[carpriver]

I heard Chuck Norris counted to infinity.... twice