What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?

[jimmyj]

First: Girls
Second: Gun Powder

 

[vt_shooter]

Wheel guns.

 

[black1970]

Baloney and mustard.

 

[Fishslayer]

Toilet paper.

Anybody who'e ever used an Asian loo can understand the importance of our nice, soft absorbant stuff.

 

[BARgunner]

Canned peaches!

 

[amazingflapjack]

And, after that:

But Rusty-the Chug-a-mug needed no "church key"?

 

[amazingflapjack]

The "weed eater."

 

[ParadiseRoad]

First: Girls
Second: Gun Powder

...you forgot beer...

 

[OLDSTER]

Sears and Roebuck catalog

 

[Badgerboy1]

The Constitution of the United States of America

 

[chiefbob81]

Being first into the wash tub, in the middle of the kitchen floor.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[crsides]

My kids had a school project to interview someone from way back. My son picked his Grandmother, and when asked what we have today that you did not have as a young girl, she said "potato chips".

 

[Papa32129]

Black powder?


Papa

 

[SPEEDGUNNER]

Remembering this is a gun related forum...The Colt Revolver

 

[Ole Joe Clark]

"What was the greatest THING before sliced bread?"

Hadn't paid much attention to this thread except for the title. At breakfast this morning the answer hit me.

The greatest thing before: Was and still is, homemade biscuits. End of story.

Have a blessed day,

Leon

 

[venomballistics]

The oldest recorded recipie if for beer ... So I'm going with that ..beer