What's Handejector been up to

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Well, word had it that he was spotted walking into a high end jewelry store right around closing time last Friday with a drop dead gorgeous redhead on his arm with the most sparkling crystal green eyes and a body that would put Dolly Parton to shame.'He asked the jeweler to show him the biggest most magnificent diamond that he had, one that would outshine the beautiful eyes of the woman he was with. The jeweler figured that for an old guy like this to have such a beautiful woman with him meant that he MUST be loaded so he opened up the safe and brought forth the most exquisite flawless diamond ring well over three carats surrounded by tiny emeralds that out shown even the beauty's eyes. She gasped when she saw it and Lee said he would take it-not even showing a flinch when told the price. He took out a check book and wrote out a check for the price of the ring and handed it to the jeweler. The jeweler hesitates, but Lee told him, "Look you have to resize the ring anyway so you will have it in your possession while the check clears and you can call the bank Monday morning " Guy says yea didn't think of that-OK see you Monday afternoon.

Monday afternoon Lee comes in by himself and the Jeweler is hopping mad. That check is no good! The bank said that account was closed over a month ago and you knew that! Why are you even here?
Lee looked at him and replied "I just wanted to tell you what a great weekend I had"

 

[Toyman]

You just can't leave well enough alone ,can you !!!

 

[BAM-BAM]

I'm sure we'll be hearing from Caj again......... in a month or two....... maybe six!!!!

Dead man walking.................

 

[old bear]

"But 50 years ago the fence was Not Electrified"

Remember, where is will there is a way.

 

[LittleCooner]

S-W Forum jail can be more server than Facebook jail. just saying!

 

[arjay]

At the top of my page is an ad for custom engagement rings lol

 

[keith44spl]

Gary,

That happen to me once !!!

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[walkin jack]

Hook, line, and sinker...again. Good one!

 

[BAM-BAM]

Caj....... maybe throw yourself on the mercy of the big guy..... and..... self-quarantine

 

[mckenney99]

Some people can't help themselves, they see a stick and then they see the bear. . . . .
I guess it's just been too quiet around here.

 

[lawandorder]

We will darn sure miss you until you get back.

That was a great one though.

 

[Kurusu]

Well, word had it that he was spotted walking into a high end jewelry store right around closing time last Friday with a drop dead gorgeous redhead on his arm with the most sparkling crystal green eyes and a body that would put Dolly Parton to shame.'He asked the jeweler to show him the biggest most magnificent diamond that he had, one that would outshine the beautiful eyes of the woman he was with. The jeweler figured that for an old guy like this to have such a beautiful woman with him meant that he MUST be loaded so he opened up the safe and brought forth the most exquisite flawless diamond ring well over three carats surrounded by tiny emeralds that out shown even the beauty's eyes. She gasped when she saw it and Lee said he would take it-not even showing a flinch when told the price. He took out a check book and wrote out a check for the price of the ring and handed it to the jeweler. The jeweler hesitates, but Lee told him, "Look you have to resize the ring anyway so you will have it in your possession while the check clears and you can call the bank Monday morning " Guy says yea didn't think of that-OK see you Monday afternoon.

Monday afternoon Lee comes in by himself and the Jeweler is hopping mad. That check is no good! The bank said that account was closed over a month ago and you knew that! Why are you even here?
Lee looked at him and replied "I just wanted to tell you what a great weekend I had"

My name isn't Lee.

 

[VM]

Caj, good joke but Lee would be silly to mess with a Redhead.
I've met his wife, she's younger, and quite the "looker".

 

[vigil617]

I was already fixin' to reconsider my Forum donation level when you got around to the punch line.

I think it'd be a better joke if she was the one who walked in on Monday morning and found out the score and told the manager, "Well, damn his hide, he got a great weekend out of it before he kicked the bucket layin' up in that bed."

 

[Doug627]

Send me a post card if you get the chance.

 

[joe44va]

So, you like sword fighting with Zorro?

 

[Kanewpadle]

Caj, that ain't funny man! That beautiful green eyed redhead is my wife!

 

[handejector]

I would never write a bad check.