When your straight man just appears.

[lihpster]

Had to go down to the hardware store to replace my toilet snake. It got stolen, along with some other tools. It was separate from the other tools, so they had to choose to take it. Who steals a used toilet snake? Anyway, I ran down to the local hardware store and got another. As I was messing with the card machine, the checker asked me how my day was going. I looked at her, slowly picked up the toilet snake and held it up. "Kinda ******, how bout you?"

 

[robvious]

I usually respond "Is it ever a good day buying plumbing tools and parts?"

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[LVSteve]

They ask me this at Smith's (Kroger to my Eastern readers). My reply: "I'm a guy in a grocery store and there is no beer in the cart. You work it out."

 

[Rustyt1953]

They ask me this at Smith's (Kroger to my Eastern readers). My reply: "I'm a guy in a grocery store and there is no beer in the cart. You work it out."

 

[Inusuit]

I was the straight man. Stopped at Lowe's and asked the guy if he had vices. You can guess the response.

 

[deadin]

The ultimate German toilet??

 

[ACORN]

I took a buddy to the lumberyard in my pickup to buy a few 2x4s.
The guy bought them out and asked if we wanted them in the back.
My buddy and I just looked at each other and laughed.
The guy said, "I guess that was kind of a dumb question."
We agreed.