Why do we never hear jokes about blonde men?

[snubbyfan]

ABOUT TIME…..AT LAST --- BLONDE MAN JOKES!!!

A blonde man is in the bathroom, and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"

He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do. It's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy,” he tells the vet.

The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."

The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

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A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND. "
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk.

Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.

A cop car pulls him over; so, he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.

The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"

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A blonde man is in jail.

The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.

"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.

"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.

"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
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An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."

The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.

One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

To which the blonde man replied: "Well, the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday.

 

[JcMack]

Snubster, You get this week's Cosmo award which is a patent leather man bag.

 

[SC_Mike]

"Why do we never hear jokes about blonde men?"

Because we're too handsome, that's why.

 

[Marshwheeling]

What are Sven and Ole jokes?

 

[Onomea]

Woman to blonde man: "Would you hit a woman with a child?!"
Blonde Man: "No, I'd hit her with a brick."

(With apologies to Walt Kelly, whose joke it is.)

 

[gdnagle]

Because blonde men aren't as funny as blonde women.

 

[finesse_r]

Because truly stupid men rarely live very long past puberty. Natural selection kicks in much earlier on stupid men than on stupid women.

 

[4006990]

“Hey guys who wants to hear a blonde joke?” Said a blind old man after settling himself down on a stool in the bar. The question was met with dead silent After a few second pause, the bartender walked up to the blind fella and put his face right up to his nose and said in a deep menacing voice. “I’m blond and I don’t appreciate blonde jokes! My wife is right next to me, she’s blonde and she doesn’t either appreciate blonde jokes. And best of all, on your right is a blond bodybuilder who I’m pretty sure doesn’t like blonde jokes either! Would you still like to say that joke?” “HELL NO!” Said the blind fella, “NOT IF I’M GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE DARN JOKE THAT MANY TIMES!

 

[SC_Mike]

I guess this goes both ways.

 

[shouldazagged]

Statistics show that blond men are 72% more likely to say, "Hold my beer and watch this!"

 

[chud333]

I got one Snub,
A cowboy goes walking into town one day not wearing a stitch of clothing save for his hat and boots.
Of course someone in town sees him immediately calls the police.
The responding officer promptly picks up the cowboy and takes him to jail. When at the station the officer asks the cowboy, why in the heck did you walk into town buck naked like that?
The cowboy explains, well i went to this Barn dance out in the country last night and met this real purty gal. One thing led to another and we ended up back at her place after the dance.
Well, we hit it off and she says to me, OK cowboy take off your shirt.
I was kind of hesitant at first but i said if you do, i will as well.
So we both took off our shirts. Then she said, now take off your britches cowboy. So we both did at the same time.
Then she says now take off your underwear, and we both did at the
same time. So i'm standing there in nothing but my hat and boots and
then she says. OK cowboy, now go to town......

Yep the Cowboy was Blond !!!!



Chuck