Grayfox
US Veteran
The best advice my Dad ever gave me:
"Never pass up a good opportunity to shut up."
"Never pass up a good opportunity to shut up."
Didn't see a themed thread on this for Father's Day so here goes. My dad, who unfortunately left this earth way too early in 1992, always had quite the way with words. My two favorite sayings were:
At work always walk around with a piece of paper in your hand and look deep in thought -they'll leave alone (he said he learned that from the Army in WWII hah!).
If you learn one new thing every day by the end of the year your head will be so full of "stuff" (not the word he used lol) you won't know which end is up!
Now, not claiming these were original but we in the family get a great chuckle out of them. I'm fortunate to be dad to two great guys and I'm enjoying watching my older son as a dad to the best little 20 month old I could've asked for.
My Dad said a lot of things. Took me a few years to realize how important some of them were. Probably the most often remembered is: " Say what you mean and mean what you say." I have heard it said since but when I heard it from him, it ment something. I have tried to live my life by those words. although not always successfully.
My Dad was a real jokester and had a few lines he liked to repeat over and over.
We'd drive by a junkyard full of cars and he'd say what a strange place to put a parking lot. Another was driving past a cemetery and he'd say people are just dying to get in there.
He liked turning around sayings too like five or nine instead of six or half a dozen. Also hand in foot instead of hand in hand.
If he caught you itching inside your ear he'd ask who is having more fun, your finger or ear?
He also loved to moo at the cows we passed on the road. I have to admit I've done that myself too.
At his funeral I don't know how many told me they loved my Dad's sense of humor which he never lost after having MS for years and then lung cancer that finally took him out.