COL Jagdog
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911 operators just aren't being trained like they used to be.
"911, what's your emergency?"
"I'm trying to defuse this explosive device and the timer shows I have 90 seconds left before detonation -- there are 3 wires leading to the
striker cap -- do I cut the red one or the blue one or the green one?
911: "Let me look thru my training manual -- (pause as 911 operator looks thru 330 pages of possible scenarios ranging from toddlers locked in cars to rabid raccoons to aliens landing for 60 seconds) --
cut the blue wire!"
Caller: "Are you sure?"
911 operator: "Not really, but there is a 33.3% chance that I'm right -
I'll stay on the line and if I hear a Boom, next time I'll go with red or green. Have a nice day"

"911, what's your emergency?"
"I'm trying to defuse this explosive device and the timer shows I have 90 seconds left before detonation -- there are 3 wires leading to the
striker cap -- do I cut the red one or the blue one or the green one?
911: "Let me look thru my training manual -- (pause as 911 operator looks thru 330 pages of possible scenarios ranging from toddlers locked in cars to rabid raccoons to aliens landing for 60 seconds) --
cut the blue wire!"
Caller: "Are you sure?"
911 operator: "Not really, but there is a 33.3% chance that I'm right -
I'll stay on the line and if I hear a Boom, next time I'll go with red or green. Have a nice day"

