YET ANOTHER LAWYER JOKE!!!

[timn8er]

There was this lawyer who had just bought an expensive new Mercedes, & he couldn't wait to show it off to his colleagues. All of a sudden, a semi came roaring by, taking the door off his car.

"Oh No", he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good the repairs were, the car would never be the same.

A policeman drove by, & the lawyer flagged him down.

"Help me, some idiot just drove by & took the door right off my brand new Mercedes!"

The state trooper laughed & said "You're a lawyer aren't you?"

The lawyer said "Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?"

The trooper replied "Because you lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about are your possessions. Have you even noticed that your left arm is gone?"

The lawyer looked down at his left side & shouted "OH NO, MY ROLEX!!!

 

[sophie]

Ha, Ha, now that's funny.

Man the lawyers sure take the brunt of jokes lately, kind of like the blondes.

 

[S42N8]

Punch Line: Rolex?

 

[S&WIowegan]

I have a lawyer friend who is a shooter too. He favors Mercedes SUVs and we constantly suggest he contribute them as shoot cars at matches.

 

[vigil617]

Punch Line: Rolex?

Naw! See, now the lawyer can't operate his Rolodex any more, seein' as how he doesn't have a left arm.....

EDIT: It was just as funny when it said Rolodex.

 

[S42N8]

Naw! See, now the lawyer can't operate his Rolodex any more, seein' as how he doesn't have a left arm.....

...hence the term "one-armed bandit." Without a watch

 

[vigil617]

He's twice as disarming as he was before the accident...

But LS42N8.....

 

[S42N8]

He's twice as disarming as he was before the accident....

But not nearly as handy.

 

[ditrina]

Punch Line: Rolex?

ROLEX>>> $37,000..

MID PRICED ROLEX>>> $12,500

CHEAP>>>> $9,500

 

[billwill]

Naw! See, now the lawyer can't operate his Rolodex any more, seein' as how he doesn't have a left arm.....

EDIT: It was just as funny when it said Rolodex.

You mean it really isn't a Rolodex ???

 

[timn8er]

Nope...I screwed it up. I was standing in the kitchen a couple of hours after I posted that joke when the thought hit me..."Did I enter Rolex or Rolodex?" Quick as a manatee I lurched to the PC & made the needed correction. It appears my proofreading skills are even worse than my typing skills...

 

[Ogandydancer]

ROLEX>>> $37,000..

MID PRICED ROLEX>>> $12,500

CHEAP>>>> $9,500

I do good to buy a $14.95 Timex LOL!

 

[finesse_r]

Ha, Ha, now that's funny.

Man the lawyers sure take the brunt of jokes lately, kind of like the blondes.

Big difference. With blondes everyone knows they are just jokes! Not so with Lawyers.

 

[cussedemgun]

Know how many lawyer jokes I've heard?

Just 2 or 3, the rest of them stories are true

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Ha, Ha, now that's funny.

Man the lawyers sure take the brunt of jokes lately, kind of like the blondes.

And the French.
Wait a minute.....I'm French