You know you are a mall ninja when ...

[Majorlk]

Now granted, if you live in the city, never go hunting and only shoot at a range and have a full cammo ensemble, then yes, you might be a mall ninja. Or at the very least, a redneck wannabe.

It's funny to this Southern boy to watch the fellas up here who have never been out of Connecticut (or even New England) pretend to be Rednecks. In one of the LGS I listened to one of these wannabes talking with a Boston accent. Ever hear anyone with a Boston accent say "Ya'all"? If it wasn't so darn funny it would be pathetic.

 

[roadkill45]

yes, when posting....think of walking in the Mall of America and ninjas! Wait, you do need a gun in the Mall of America but that don't count.

You may be a closet mall ninja if you have a subscription to the Bud-K catalog, CTD, SMG, and read the same one every morning next to the throne!!! And pages are dog eared for future purchases!!!