ZOMBIE ALERT!

[jimmyj]

Attention all units and stations:
Previous information that Zombies only came out at Walmart after midnights and until sunrise is now changed!

JimmyJ went to Walmart today mid-morning (10:30am) and discovered a party of Zombies in the Food Department. Males and Females that appeared to be an imbred family.
Without backup or silver bullets a hasty retreat was made to the soap aisle and a defense line was formed using shopping carts. Mrs. JimmyJ arrived and a strategic withdrawl was made.

It appears that certain Zombies are now able to venture out during daylight hours.

 

[hiram2005]

Good idea using the soap aisle to keep 'em at bay, but next time check out the hardware section. Lots of neat stuff there to use on Zombaye. (plural of zombie)

I always carry 5 silvertips in my model 36 just for zombies.

 

[Marshwheeling]

Attention all units and stations:
Previous information that Zombies only came out at Walmart after midnights and until sunrise is now changed!

JimmyJ went to Walmart today mid-morning (10:30am) and discovered a party of Zombies in the Food Department. Males and Females that appeared to be an imbred family.
Without backup or silver bullets a hasty retreat was made to the soap aisle and a defense line was formed using shopping carts. Mrs. JimmyJ arrived and a strategic withdrawl was made.

It appears that certain Zombies are now able to venture out during daylight hours.

Those weren't Zombies, just typical Walmart shoppers.

 

[Revoman]

You should go to Walmart in Springfield, MA.

I went the other day didn't realize they were having a pajama party.

I felt so overdressed in my shorts and t-shirt.

 

[novalty]

You should go to Walmart in Springfield, MA.

I went the other day didn't realize they were having a pajama party.

I felt so overdressed in my shorts and t-shirt.

I would prefer pajamas to some of the shorts I've seen on some Walmart shoppers, that aren't exactly the right size for the body type--and I don't mean in a good way.

 

[fiasconva]

Hey, at my local Walmart the zombies would the most normal-looking people there.

 

[JcMack]

Woman kicked out of Walmart for wearing bikini - wtvr

 

[sipowicz]

Jmack, if that woman gets cash for her "humiliation" the people that laid eyes on her should all get triple for scarred retinas.

 

[Out West]

Woman kicked out of Walmart for wearing bikini - wtvr

Whew! That is some rank stock.

Out
West

 

[Maximumbob54]

Americans at their finest in public.

If this isn't reason enough for carrying a gun, I don't know what is...

Funny Pictures at WalMart

 

[JcMack]

Walmart spelled backwards is Tramlaw!! Coincidentally the name of the last planet colonized by the Romulans before the entire Romulan population was beamed to Bentonville.

 

[dkizer22]

if you think walmart shoppers are bad, don't go to the ER of a large hospital.

 

[Aubie]

‪Wal-Martians.wmv‬‏ - YouTube

Check out this.....

 

[Aubie]

Funny Pictures at WalMart

They now have their own web site. Better load up boys.......

Hover over photos and then check out your states wally world photos.

 

[50 target]

Humiliation ? That is interesting that she wants someone else to pay for her self abuse. Reminds me of the principle that was used in court by the guy who killed his parents and then threw himself on the mercy of the court because he was an orphan.

No shame equals no humiliation equals no award. I say.

 

[Frank46]

I think I'm going blind. Frank

 

[belairdave]

Last time I set foot in a Walmart was 11:15 am June 8, 2003 and I was on my way OUT the door NEVER to return again... So far so good... Later, Dave

 

[old bear]

I felt so overdressed in my shorts and t-shirt.

Being overdressed and WalMart is an oxymoron.

Sadly though WalMart is a cross section of what this country has become. Target is somewhat better but not by much.