Zombies!

[TX-Dennis]

Along with a man named Rusty and a woman I was tasked with delivering a package to a shopping mall. I'm not sure what was in the package. The tricky bit is that the mall was infested with zombies. Yes, zombies. I know it sounds unlikely, but it is true.

We parked and managed to get inside the mall with the package without being attacked by the zombies. So far so good. Inside the mall, though, things got dicey rather quickly. The woman was immediately attacked and eaten by a zombie. I had the package, and Rusty was a few feet away when a Zombie grabbed me. I threw the package to Rusty, and yelled, "Run Rusty, run!" Rusty appeared to have gotten away, but the zombie threw me down onto a bench in the mall. Then it got on top of me and started biting me on the neck and face. Strangely, the bites weren't painful. I struggled to free myself to no avail. My right arm was pinned beneath the zombie, so I punched it in the face with my left hand.

Then I heard a panicked meow and woke up. The cat was sitting on my chest licking me, and I had punched her.

 

[Rustyt1953]

I will now live in literary lore in perpetuity. Thank you.

I once had an Irish Setter named "Rusty". It was during my writers block period.

 

[Old_Cop]

What was your last meal before this dream?

 

[vonn]

Man I sure hate those zombie dreams!

 

[LVSteve]

You should see my technicolor dreams of when the critters from Alien invade England.

 

[soFlaNative]

I used to dream of wine, women and song.
Now dreams of the job invade my sleep.

 

[labworm]

Man I sure hate those zombie dreams!

They even made it into the 2019 Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqQ6MdmF4LA[/ame]

 

[pharmer]

I opened this thread thinking it was about " people of WalMart. Joe

 

[gman51]

I had a cat bounce off two walls once. I was taking a nap and the darn cat bit my eyelid. It evidently was watching my eyelashes fluttering while I was asleep and it then bit me. I swung my hand and awoke to see the cat bounce off two walls.
People say zombies aren't real. I wonder about that because a lot of people walk around like they are in a total daze while others are in total rage. I often think someone flipped their brain switch to off but then their cell phone rings which awakens them out of their zombie state.

 

[Rock185]

Strangely perhaps, while I enjoy Zombie movies, the TV series, and even have the survival guide, I've never had a dream about zombies

 

[Onomea]

Apropos of the cat connection, an oldie but goodie: YouTube