C'mon, man.
You can't post a pic like that without a backstory...
Well, I didn't want to drift your thread but since you asked....
I had a case where a guy on the Blackfeet reservation got liquored up, grabbed his '06, and told his friends "Let's go shoot some beef!!" He was a short dude named Nolan who tipped the scales at a solid 400 pounds so everyone called him Swollen Nolan.
They went to a tribal pasture where he shot five or six mostly tame bison, who were just standing around minding their own business. The tribe was not happy and came to us. I found him, got a confession, and confiscated the gun (surprisingly nice for a tribal gun - a store brand rifle but on a nice FN action). I charged him federally with the theft of tribal property, which was the best I could come up with, there being a limited number of crimes we can charge on the reservation, buffalo murder not being one of them.
The US Attorney's office chickened out before grand jury, pointing out the statute required the stolen goods to be carried away, which the buffalos were not.
The tribe was really not happy. Since the great buffalo slayer was a tribal member they charged him in tribal court, and yours truly was the key witness.
As with many things tribal, punctuality was a relative term. I found myself sitting around the courthouse, thumb twiddling. Across the street was a nice pond, well stocked by F&G but rarely fished because it was next to a graveyard and folks feared formaldahyde runoff and bad spirits, in that order.
I always keep basic fishing stuff in my rig. I had a supervisor give me the stink-eye over it once, and I told him it was an evidence retrieval device.
First cast, and I caught the pictured fish. I just had enough time to run to the gas station, get a foam ice chest and a bag of ice, and make it back to testify.
And yes, that was my tribal court suit. I was overdressed.