Now that is a fine Christmas toy like the days of old...

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Always saw something similar in the Christmas catalogs when I was kid - Monky Wards, Spiegels, Sears and Penney's all used to have toy sections years ago if I remember right. Never did get one for whatever reason, I don't know why, always had toy guns, but never had the tripod mounted battery operated .50 that fed shells.

Found this at Kmart. Decided that Liam, who's three, ought have it. You move the handle and it makes a cocking noise. The ammo belt feeds and it makes a shooting noise when you pull the trigger. Has a carry strap to mount it John Basilone style or the tripod can actually be set up and the gun mounted on it.

Now that is a fine toy.
 
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Dang! Little "Bubba" (you live in the South now) is shooting up like a weed. You got him a very appropriate toy. Anything I don't like and that's sissifying a boy youngun. He looks like his Momma.
 
I disagree. ANY toy that makes noise is not a fine toy, as you will soon learn to dislike it. That noise will drive you nuts in short order. And, since it is driving you insane, this toy will last a lifetime.

I only know this because my mom once bought our son a toy chainsaw. That dang thing made more noise than my Stihl 029. And it never broke, luckily it got "lost".

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I'm the sort of Dad that not only gives noisy toys, but even always gives fresh batteries. That I also have those blue foam ear plugs in my pocket....eh, just a coincidence. Solemn nod.

With two toddlers and one new born... eh, all their toys become noisy toys eventually. At least with the guns Liam mostly uses them outside, since he's got a preoccupation with "shooting" at birds lately. With the .50 he can graduate up to shooting at airplanes I'd think...
 
A toy machine gun is a wonderful thing. I still have a mattel Tommy-gun I got about 45 years ago when I was 10 years old. The white plastic receiver and orange trigger on your gun is obviouly made to avoid it looking too scary to "mommies". A can of OD spray paint would fix that.
 
That's a good toy. I'm surprised they still make stuff like that today, the way things are going. Enjoy it while you can is the name of the game anymore, I suppose.
 
Meanwhile, in China, where gun ownership is prohibited, toy guns are all over the place in the markets, and all the boys want 'em. From little acorns. . .(I hope).

Gator, that is one fine boy ya got there, and I wish you, him, and his momma a very Merry Christmas!


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Dino won't be 3 until next year and I've been wrestling a bit with the whole toy gun thing..I had them when I was a kid with no ill effect but think I will try and avoid them so he doesn't associate toys with guns...when he's ready for the real thing, I'll take him shooting...besides, living in this anti-gun craphole, there won't be any other kids with toy guns so he'll have to play lone sniper all the time...:(
 
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BuzzBee toy company made the toy .50. I haven't seen it anywhere other than K mart, though toy guns seem to be making a comeback. Walmart, Kmart, Family Dollar, Dollar Tree and Dollar General were all well stocked, and Target and ToysRUs generally stock the Nerf guns, many of which are quite interesting these days including the belt fed full autos.

BuzzBee is best known as sort of the lower end "Nerf also ran", but makes two very interesting foam dart guns. One is a double barrel shotgun where the little foam darts are fitted into orange plastic shells. The gun opens and loads like a real SxS shotgun and the empty shell casings eject. There's a magazine fed lever action that they make on the same principle. I bought the boys the SxS some time back. It knocks over little green army men relatively well and has survived a long time for a ten dollar toy. (The .50 ran $25.)

The orange barrel tips are mandated by law, and I remember red plugs in the barrel even on my toys in the 80s. However the receiver looks whiter in the photos than it is. It's actually molded in a somewhat decent attempt of a gray suggestive of a metal receiver.

The Nerf guns are well advertised on TV these days. Most don't look like real guns, but the features promoted on the box are amusing. Some take accessories like lights or sights mounted to rails. Higher capacity magazines and drums are touted, and some are fully automatic. One that Nerf sells is a special long range sniper model. Spare magazines, bandoleers and even tactical vests are to be had, along with night vision goggles that actually work.


Dino won't be 3 until next year and I've been wrestling a bit with the whole toy gun thing..I had them when I was a kid with no ill effect but think I will try and avoid them so he doesn't associate toys with guns...when he's ready for the real thing, I'll take him shooting...besides, living in this anti-gun craphole, there won't be any other kids with toy guns so he'll have to play lone sniper all the time...:(

I opted to go ahead with the toy guns. My theory was that lots of other toys are actually representing things that are horribly dangerous - toy tools, toy cars, toy planes, well armed soldiers.... Hmmm, now that I think about it, most everything boys play with seems like it'd kill you in real life. Teddy bears - bears eat people, dinosaurs - well those would be dangerous if one was running around...

I let Liam shoot at the birds, but most of the time he simply likes toting a toy gun along. Somewhere he got the idea in his head that if a person goes out and about, they need a gun. The middle child Brody is much the same.

Gun safety wise, I went with the idea of taking all the mystery away. The toy guns become "Liam's" or "Brody's". Other ones are Daddy's and not to be messed with, though if asked about, I'm happy to let them see, touch etc. I took to propping an old Carcano that I don't even have ammunition for (I forgot my stash of 6.5mm Carcano in storage and haven't dredged it up) in the corner. It shortly became utterly ignored since it was seen as just another household appliance to be approached with care.

Kids seem to like to "shoot" each other and appropriate sticks, GI Joe guns, or fingers if nothing better comes along. I figure in a few years, let them shoot each other in the butt with airsoft pistols and learn that getting shot isn't pleasant.

Of course I live almost literally across the street from the 3rd recruit training BN. The boys see guys marching around toting their M16s whenever they go outside.
 
ME TOO!

A toy machine gun is a wonderful thing. I still have a mattel Tommy-gun I got about 45 years ago when I was 10 years old. The white plastic receiver and orange trigger on your gun is obviouly made to avoid it looking too scary to "mommies". A can of OD spray paint would fix that.

Those Tommy Guns were neat! Inspired by the show "Combat" I believe. There was also a B17 Tail Gun Turret that had two machine guns-Matel made a Rolling Block that would shoot those little plastic bullets-and I had a mortar that would shoot a dart like device that looked like a mortar round-No wonder I grew up violent.
 
I remember the highlight of being dragged along shopping with mom as a young kid was visiting the toys aisle at the store and checking out the toy guns. There'd usually be another kid or two doing the same thing and before long we had ourselves a game of cops and robbers going, running through the store "shooting" at each other. This was before they started making the guns out of safe bright colored plastic and attached day-glo orange muzzle plugs. One favorite was a nice metal-barreled spring-actuated rifle that looked similar to a Red Ryder but only produced a weak report and tiny bit of "recoil" upon pulling the trigger, it didn't actually shoot a projectile. I don't remember the make or name but some of you may know what I'm taking about.

Edit: I've found out the rifle I'm referring to was a Daisy "pop gun" or "training rifle" produced up to the late '70s.
 
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Toy Ma Deuce!

Great and grand toy! Wish I could have found this for my 4 year old grandson for Christmas! Didn't know the PC folks let stuff like that be made any longer! In fact, if you watch very closely, Johnny F. Wayne (and for those of you who are members of the greatest brotherhood in the world, the USMC, know what the middle initial stands for!) bashes a toy M16 like the ones we bought our sons against the tree in The Green Berets! You have to look close to see the difference. My son, when he got old enough to realize the unsafe act, said, "Dad, he could have shot himself or someone else bashing that rile against the tree!"
Semper Fi and Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous 2011 to all who read this!
 
Very much enjoyed my toy .50 cal. as well as the toy M-1 Garand my parents gave me at Christmas. Later I had a lot of fun with a toy chain-saw. Since my father was a registered arborist, I knew at an early about chain-saws. I have since learned a great deal about firearms. You never can start learning to early.
 
Anyone remember Mattel shootin-shells?
My buddy had the Dick Tracy shoulder rig. I thought it was cool that he could wear it to shool undetected.
They would call out SWAT today.
 
I remember having a Mattell toy bazooka that had a big spring in it, it shot about 7 inch plastic bazooka rocets about 20 feet. After I grew up my grandmother gave it to me again and I ended up giving it to a friends son. He promptly shot his little brother with one of the rockets.
 
Toy guns are great. I loved my cap guns as a kid but I soon discovered I could make more noise by placing a whole box of caps on the step and smashing them with a hammer. That was only fun once though because my dad wouldn't buy me any more caps for a while after that :eek:
 
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