Grand High Exalted Mall Ninja

[mc5aw]

Posted this gem a while back, but he's too good not to revisit. He does his best to cover as many tactics as possible from the updated Mall Ninja Handbook ... I noted the following:

Muzzle sweeping with a loaded firearm ...
Finger on the trigger ...
CCW badge ...
Gratuitous tough guy gunfighter talk ...
Tactical AK ...
Glock twirl ...
Quick draw technique #7 ...
"That's the way I roll ..."

Feel free to add to the list ...

Concealable carry gun,Glock 21 sf, Taurus pt-92, bersa 380. part 3 - YouTube

 

[Fredo Batali]

Couldn't finish it! What a Maroon...

De Oppresso Liber

 

[jlrhiner]

Lost me when he whipped out his badge.

 

[jbull380]

Sweet mother of Moses!

 

[BaldEagle1313]

I've always said that it's too bad stupidity isn't painful.

 

[BCDWYO]

I've often seen it stated that guns are a tool...that Ninja is a bigger tool.

 

[Arik]

Lol!

From the looks of it the Glock didnt have a round chambered. The trigger was all the way back. He probably cleared it then put the mag back in.Not making excuses just saying.

Uncle Mikes holster ...lmao. yea great choice. Those poor excuses for elastic belt loops never stretch out or anything.

Do some states really hand out ccw badges? In Pa we get a DL looking card
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[tops]

Looks like a plastic toy gun. I don't think it shoots real bullets. Larry

 

[Munsterf18]

Oh --- My --- God!

 

[David LaPell]

Where to start, first off this is the type of buffoon that the anti's love to use when they want something passed.

Apparently this is what the dog whisperer is doing these days.

 

[chud333]

Not a good advertisment for private gun ownership.
This kind of stuff only gives ammo to those who would
disarm the population. Barney Fife at his worst.


Chuck

 

[Badquaker]

I have seen him in another video. He is an absolute idiot.

He thinks he is carrying concealed, but that constant tugging on his shirt might as well be a neon sign over his head screaming "GUN". He would be less obvious if he wore a fanny pack.

 

[bushmaster1313]

Will anyone admit to watching the whole thing?

 

[macski222]

I facepalmed so many times during this video.
Highlights:
"midget gun lovers"
The glock finger spin
The beauty of a badge he's got

What a tool

 

[dswancutt]

Will anyone admit to watching the whole thing?

I didn't make it past "yo You Tube" or whatever his opening statement was.

 

[jbull380]

Will anyone admit to watching the whole thing?

Yes, I kept hoping he would shoot himself.

 

[writerinmo]

No one even considers a fanny pack as containing a firearm except for other firearm enthusiasts. I sometimes carry one during the dog days of the summer when it's just too damn hot to wear two layers, and refuse to carry a mouse gun.

 

[DeadAye]

I kept expecting his mom to yell - *Hey - I told you to take the garbage out!*

 

[Fishslayer]

Do some states really hand out ccw badges? In Pa we get a DL looking card
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ccw badges - Google Search

 

[Fishslayer]

Will anyone admit to watching the whole thing?

Nope...

Gecko_45 himself facepalmed trying to watch this...