Grand High Exalted Mall Ninja

[Fishslayer]

*Now watch this video that I made of you, Junior. See how stupid you look? Now grow up, get out of the house and go find a job. If you don't I'm gonna post it on UTube!
AND TAKE THE **** GARBAGE OUT!*

Coming soon on YouTube...

"Tactical loadout for waste disposal ops."

 

[Rule3]

OK, I watched the whole disgusting thing. I want 12 minutes of my life back!

Of course he has to be from Florida and I can guess exactly where That's a pretty fancy Badge he has. "We don't need no stinking Badges."

Lets see, he "shoulders" his Glock, he uses a "clip" he as some nervous disorder but man that is a great shirt, I got to get me one of those cause,

"That's how it is" how many times does he say that??

Very, very sad indeed.

 

[Steve in Vermont]

As I watched the video a thought flashed in my mind, for only a few seconds, but it got my attention. It felt like some sort of subliminal message. "Must....Support....The....Brady....Bill". Do you suppose the gun control folks have a new strategy?

 

[handejector]

Of course he has to be from Florida

That's not you?

 

[nipster]

Of course he has to be from Florida and I can guess exactly where

That's the first thing I thought when he wipped out the "badge", flipped it over and I could tell it was a FL CWP.

Luckily the guy probably lives in SE Florida (miami probably) so I will never interface with him.

I wish they would outlaw those stupid CWP badges already.

 

[Engine 21]

Mall Ninja is Hopeless, Helpless & I am speechless. I got nothin' to add. I....never mind.

 

[Badkarma 1]

"Mall Ninja"=First one to get shot...usually by themselves ! Dale

 

[Mij Scaasi]

A train wreak waiting to happen.

OMG. It was like watching a train wreak. I kept waiting for the AD. I actually did a face slap when he did the twirl. Finger constantly inside the trigger guard. I had to watch all the way to the end just to see if he would shoot himself. Again OMG.

 

[bubbiesdad]

He has bred, at least once. He has taught his son unsafe practices.

Gun safety / teenagers and guns part1 - YouTube

 

[yaktamer]

He lost me when talking about a traffic stop and said this regarding your ccw.

"He'll ask you where it is .You'll take it out ..."

Then you get shot.

I was in a pawn shop once when two morons just like this guy came in and started looking at used guns. The one guy starts bragging to the owner (a really good guy) about the 9mm that he carries. The owner's expression changes to "high alert." He asks the guy if he is carrying now. The guy smiles and say "Yeah." The owner points out the HUGE sign on the door that says no concealed carry, and tells the guy to take the gun out of the shop and to leave it in his car. Whereupon the moron starts to draw the gun, saying, "Oh, you want me to take it out?"

At this point, I'm trying to make myself REALLY small, in anticipation of the cross-fire. Fortunately, a second "Get out!" worked, and Einstein and his buddy left. Note to self: add pawnshops to convencience stores and taxi cabs as places never to allow my kids to work.

 

[The Last Standing Knight]

Since you brought up Gecko_45, here is a link to his story and claim to fame, for those who don't know about Mr. Gecko_45.

Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines

Since this was originally posted, I've come to the conclusion that "Gecko_45 and Co." were merely trolling. At least I HOPE they weren't serious.

 

[Fishslayer]

Since this was originally posted, I've come to the conclusion that "Gecko_45 and Co." were merely trolling. At least I HOPE they weren't serious.

You'd be surprised. On another forum somebody was posting about level this & level that body armor. I thought it was a joke & made some remark. I immediately started getting PMs. They were serious! :facepalm:

There ARE people like that out there...

 

[mc5aw]

There ARE people like that out there...

The guy in the youtube video is definitely one of them ...