Those Fun Loving Neighbors....
- Thread starter charlie sherrill
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"Charlie, you ought to hold a Karma and the winner would get to ride along"
I be thinkin' the winner gets to not ride along.
I be thinkin' the winner gets to not ride along.
COL Jagdog
Member
Charlie, can I come ride with you for a few days?? Heck, I don't get that much drama and excitement in my life in a year even when I 've had to mediate long-simmering disputes between a bunch of drunk Cajuns.
Come to think of it, I've got a pretty nice-sized refrigerator carton that would serve as a temporary home for about a week -- can I pull it into your side yard and just hang for a week -- I'll help cut your grass, I'll bring my own beer and a couple of back-up weapons and free legal advice -- ought to create some neighborhood interest as your neighbors try to figure out who is camping in your yard and will provide some humourous interludes when they ask you: "Who is living in that refrigerator box in your side yard?"
And you answer: "My lawyer".
By the way, I spoke at Beau Rivage last week (at an insurance company claims conference) -- the coast is looking pretty good these days.
Come to think of it, I've got a pretty nice-sized refrigerator carton that would serve as a temporary home for about a week -- can I pull it into your side yard and just hang for a week -- I'll help cut your grass, I'll bring my own beer and a couple of back-up weapons and free legal advice -- ought to create some neighborhood interest as your neighbors try to figure out who is camping in your yard and will provide some humourous interludes when they ask you: "Who is living in that refrigerator box in your side yard?"
And you answer: "My lawyer".
By the way, I spoke at Beau Rivage last week (at an insurance company claims conference) -- the coast is looking pretty good these days.
jlrhiner
US Veteran
Charlie, can I come ride with you for a few days?? Heck, I don't get that much drama and excitement in my life in a year even when I 've had to mediate long-simmering disputes between a bunch of drunk Cajuns.
Come to think of it, I've got a pretty nice-sized refrigerator carton that would serve as a temporary home for about a week -- can I pull it into your side yard and just hang for a week -- I'll help cut your grass, I'll bring my own beer and a couple of back-up weapons and free legal advice -- ought to create some neighborhood interest as your neighbors try to figure out who is camping in your yard and will provide some humourous interludes when they ask you: "Who is living in that refrigerator box in your side yard?"
And you answer: "My lawyer".
By the way, I spoke at Beau Rivage last week (at an insurance company claims conference) -- the coast is looking pretty good these days.
hey! you could cut a hole in the reefer box ala Peanuts that says "Legal Advice $5.00" Bet you'd make a killing!
Faulkner
Member
That's what got her knocked up in the first place. I know we cops get synical sometimes, but I just don't have a lot of sympothy for folks who get in a bad way because they make stupid dicisions in life . . . over and over and over.
Eventually, those problems take care of themselves. My old neighbor decided to shoot her boyfriends leg off while tripping on "bath salts", followed by a high speed police chase in a stolen vehicle a couple of hours later. All this while awaiting trial on other drug charges.
Now what you need to happen is get some decent people to move when when the problems go away. sounds like Red is well on his way of solving the problem of his existence.
Now what you need to happen is get some decent people to move when when the problems go away. sounds like Red is well on his way of solving the problem of his existence.
Coldshooter
Member
Charlie, sounds like one of our former neighbors. They had pit bulls which were usually loose so we could all enjoy them. They came after my son at age 10 and I thinned them out while they were still on my deck ripping the screen door. The woman of the house threatened us a bit but when her husband lost his job and starterd beating her she would hide in my yard. The beatings always had an similar pattern which ended with her in our yard naked. She was in the yard one day eyes swelling shut hand full of teeth and here he came. Fortunately the Troopers arrived just as he hit her which kept me out of the mess. He continued his run of poor choices by telling the troopers to wait till he had taken care of her then they were gonna get theirs. Didn't work quite that way. Good luck.
I like your stories, but my wife thinks you should move...
I can't keep Gloria and Marsha straight. Could you print some programs?
Big Fred
Member
We need pictures.............
I don't want the immunity...I want to identify what it is about Charlie that attracts them! Once we identify the bait we can round 'em all up and put 'em in the same cage.
Bob
Sebago Son
Member
Might be a pretty big cage Bob... 
LoadedRound
Member
NO.........PLEASE NO.....Some of us are trying to eat!
LouisianaJoe
Member
Charlie must be the bait!
LouisianaJoe
Member
When Charlie left his house to come here this morning, his trip was delayed when he got to Hwy 49. There was a head on collision at the intersection. He told me that there were 2 almost identical cars involved and that each car contained 3 tattooed less than beautiful "ladies" and the he had to keep them from smoking around the wreaks. He waited for the State Police to arrive before continuing his journey to my house in Luling, LA. I am sure that he will have more details later with much more embellishment.
Black_Sheep
Member
My life seems so boring when compared to Charlies...
I'm worried about the "works in a hospital" part. She's not the triage nurse, is she? I hope?
Damn Yankee
Member
mc5aw
Member
I couldn't stay in a neighborhood that makes Deliverance look like Beverly Hills. Then again, the property value is probably non-existent, so I couldn't leave if I wanted.
All kidding aside, I hope Charlie stays safe in the midst of that lunacy.
All kidding aside, I hope Charlie stays safe in the midst of that lunacy.
