Any Good Quotes on Stupidity?

I know that stupidity is more common than "common" sense, which is really deductive reasoning ability.

Someone, I think von Runstedt, gave a summary of the qualities of military officers and which jobs they were suited for. For instance, a brilliant mind with adequate patriotism and planning skills made a good general. An active man with intelligence could lead attacks well; a lazy one with average intelligence might make a good supply officer. Stuff like that...

But he said the man you had to beware of is the one who is both stupid and aggressive.
 
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You can sit there quietly while others think you could be stupid or you can open your mouth and erase all doubt.
 
Stupid can be useful

Year ago I had a job that involved some equipment modifications to reduce field problems.

I found that a below average employee was quite useful.

In may attempt to make the operations IDIOT PROOF: I needed a standard IDIOT for calibration purposes.

Bekeart
 
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Someone just gave me a dvd. Anyone know what Ghandi is about?
 
Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything: his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions of opinion and taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
 
"If being stupid were a misdemeanor, half of the people in the country would have criminal records" -- In a creative moment, this was my spur of the moment argument defending two young men who were actually guilty of being stupid more then they were of criminal mischief -- they were convicted but the judge gave them probation and a chance to wipe their record clean if they stayed out of trouble for a year (which they did).
 
I don't mind you calling me stupid if you explain to me why I Am. I might learn something

If one is truly stupid then he or she won't understand the explanation. But if you simply don't know, that's a different story.

We have the tools to fix ignorance, but stupid is hopeless.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some are abusing the privilege.
 
Mom had two children, Dick and Carol, both were born dumb, but neither were born stupid!

Stupid seems to be a learned process.
 
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