All my financial problems are over.

[CajunBass]

Got this in my Email a few minutes ago.

Time to order that Holland and Holland I wanted. Anybody got a matched set of Registered Magnums you want to sell? Unfired of course...with box and papers.

OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY
1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.
NORTHWEST,
WASHINGTON,DC 20500,
UNITED STATE.

ATTENTION!!

CONGRATULATION. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS ONE OF THE CANDIDATE APPROVED FOR COMPENSATION.

THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATE OF AMERICA HAS SIGNED AND APPROVED THE LIST OF NIGERIA SCAM VICTIMS WHICH YOUR NAME WAS AMONG, AFTER HIS MEETING WITH HIS NIGERIA COUNTERPART PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN, RECENTLY, WHEN HE VISITED HIM IN AMERICA. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA HAS SIGNED AN AGREEMENT WITH NIGERIA PRESIDENT REGARDING THE SCAM VICTIMS.

AFTER THE MEETING THE FBI AND SOME OF SECURITY AGENCY LISTED YOUR NAME AS ONE OF THE VICTIM. I USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ADVICE YOU TO STOP ANY COMMUNICATION WITH ANY ONE WHO CLAIM TO BE NIGERIA GOVERNMENT OR BANKS OFFICIALS.

KINDLY KNOW THAT THE NIGERIA GOVERNMENT AGREE TO COMPENSATE YOU WITH SUM OF $1,000,000,00USD. AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS E-MAIL CONTACT THE PAYING BANK:

NAME : MRS JOY MBA
PHONE : +234-8176-043-223
EMAIL : [email protected]

CALL HER IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THE MAIL BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONE IN CHARGE OF YOUR PAYMENT.

BEWARE THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO OBTAIN ANY DOCUMENTS FROM ANY BODY. ONLY FEE YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PAY IS CHANGES FOR YOUR TRANSFER CODE. AS I SAID EARLIER, WHO SO EVER THAT ASK YOU FOR MORE MONEY, KINDLE REPORT THE PERSON IMMEDIATELY TO US, SO THAT THE PERSON WILL BE PROSECUTED BY THE LAW OF THE LAND.

YOUR URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED!

REGARDS,
MR.HERBERT HOOVER'S
U.S CAPITOL.

=

 

[arjay]

Damn,that's funny!

 

[diamonback68]

Wow, and you got that straight from Herbert Hoover. It must be real, not.

 

[Lost Lake]

Some people have all the luck.

I wish Herbert Hoover sent me a notice that I am receiving 1,000,000,00USD.


.

 

[mjr]

That's wonderful! It's tempting to copy and paste that into an email and send it to my entire address book.

By the way, how do you "kindle report" somebody? Do you need one of those digital books from Amazon? Set them on fire with a bow drill or flint and steel?

 

[shouldazagged]

Even by the so-called standards of that kind of garbage, that one is hilarious!

I'll have to pass it along to my old friend Calvin Coolidge.

 

[diamonback68]

I'll have to pass it along to my old friend Calvin Coolidge.

I wouldn't do that. I would have J. Edgar Hoover look into this before I replied.

 

[rog8732]

I can only find that many grammatical errors in my own compositions....Probably one right back there starting with the letter G..
Furthermore, does it seem to everybody else here, that Cajun has more, how shall I say it..."stuff" going on than most ?

 

[Lenny_D]

CB,
Jump on that! Just send your SS#, bank account numbers, mothers maiden name and any and all passwords (except your S&W forum's) and start ordering! You lucky guy!
Len

 

[gm272gs]

I can take care of that for you. Send me your bank info tout-de-suite!

 

[Lee Barner]

LOL LOL LOL LOL lee

 

[timn8er]

I can only find that many grammatical errors in my own compositions....Probably one right back there starting with the letter G..
Furthermore, does it seem to everybody else here, that Cajun has more, how shall I say it..."stuff" going on than most ?

I'm sure that Mr. Herbert Hoover's is looking into the matter!

 

[fiasconva]

I'm still trying to figure out just how old that email is. Gov't computers must be a little outdated.

 

[joeintexas]

Sent from Herbert Hoovers...you know it has to be authentic! Was that the presidents twin connected at the hip or the vacuum cleaner guy?

 

[kozmic]

You lucky such-n-such! Can you put a good word in for me to Mrs. MBA?

 

[S&W-Keeper]

We will just call you Mr. Lucky.

 

[A10]

That am fine agreement for you're. Congratulating!

 

[jkc]

You'd think, that after all those times those lying Nigerian shysters have cleaned out my bank accounts, that my name would have appeared on the referenced lists, but, no such luck ...

 

[COL Jagdog]

Oh yea of so little faith -- it is clear that the Nigerian government is
taking the responsible path to helping scam victims recoup their investments and the $1 billion compensation simply adds COLA adjustments plus legal interest, plus a little something for mental anguish and suffering to make sure victims get fair compensation even though they only invested $10,000 in the investment/oil money/ diamond scam.

I know that this is legitimate because just today I was offered a post as Adjutant General of all Nigerian land forces, including the Royal Nigerian Army, the Nigerian Marines and the Nigerian National Police and if I sent in $10,000 in confirmation fees within 24 hurs, as a bonus, I would be appointed as the Fleet Admiral of the Nigerian Coast Guard and my flag vessel would be a 24-ft pontoon boat with a Naugahyde sofa and twin-50 cal mounts. Plus, if I sent in another $5,000, I would be awarded the Loyal Order of the Cocoanut with crossed palms, crossed civet cats, and crossed machetes and a giant purple sash to wear over my uniform to put the numerous other ribbons and awards that would be given to me, plus the chance to earn the River Assault badge, assuming the hipos and crocodiles don't interrupt the training. They just sent me my orders and asked if President McKinley would vouch for me.

 

[nawilson]

Reading the title of this post, I thought you were selling 22 ammo... Thankfully, you don't have to take such extreme measures. Lucky you!