You know you are a mall ninja when ...

[RedNeck Jim]

OK, being a redneck I am quite aware of all the redneck jokes. To some they are funny but if you really were a redneck, you'd know they are all true. A couple of my favorites:

You know you're a redneck when...

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
3. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
4. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
5. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.


So, after a few months on this board, I have sure seen my fair share of mall ninjas around here. I didn't even know what a mall ninja was until I joined here. In some way, I even have to sometimes put myself in that category... but just barely. I mean this gun we love so much is really just a plinker & there is nothing "tactical" about the 22lr. I thought it might be fun to make fun of ourselves, the way rednecks do. So I'll start it & a recent discussion brings this one to mind.

You know you are a mall ninja when:

1) You attach an enhanced recoil pad on your 22lr stock.

 

[gm272gs]

You know you are a mall ninja when:

2) You have a "bug out bag" for every member of the family, with their name on it.

 

[nachogrande]

YOU MIGHT BE A MALL NINJA IF

a few of your dozen or so c/c weapons would include throwing stars, numbchucks, samari swords, and those pellets that when thrown on the ground allow you to disappear in the flash and smoke.

 

[gdnagle]

1) You attach an enhanced recoil pad on your 22lr stock.

Could be they wanted to extend the stock length a bit but maybe they have sensitive shoulders.

 

[RedNeck Jim]

Could be they wanted to extend the stock length a bit but maybe they have sensitive shoulders.

Sensitive shoulders? When shooting a 22?

I bet you are the life of the party.

I'd rather not have excuses here. Just have a little fun at your own expense... like a redneck. Try it. It ain't so bad. I mean serouisly, when I go down to feed horses each afternoon, my black lab always joins me & we both freely use the great outdoors to relieve ourselves. Granted, we don't normally share the same tree or fence post, but that is just part of being a free redneck.

 

[dsink]

I will play.
If you own one of those bayonets made to fit on the rail of your pistol.

 

[nquinto2]

You know you are a mall ninja when:

You have tactical accessories attached to other tactical accessories and so on and so on...

 

[nachogrande]

MALL NINJA'S

I think you musta hit a nerve there redneck. being born and raised in N.Y. I have no idea how I became a redneck myself. but hanging a hog to skin off a tree limb in my front yard, and I live in a very suburban deed restricted (snobby, tight sphincter) community, qualifies me as being one. mostly did it to P-off my wife and a PIA busybody neighbor.

 

[Scopes]

You know you are a mall ninja when:

You have tactical accessories attached to other tactical accessories and so on and so on...

...or all of your clothes are referred to as tactical.

 

[TripPowers]

When you store 3 9mm bullets in the detachable forend of a hi-point carbine

 

[SpicyTunaRoll]

You know you are a mall ninja when:

2) You have a "bug out bag" for every member of the family, with their name on it.

idk, i think its actually good to have a B.O.B. for every member. the name stripe is good if you have kids and one needs specific meds, etc.

LET ME FIX THAT FOR YOU:
"You have a bug out bag in MULTI-CAM with a MULTI-CAM US FLAG for every member of your family." lol

 

[nquinto2]

...or all of your clothes are referred to as tactical.

lol!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SpicyTunaRoll]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MALL NINJA: when you wear Craft International uniforms (desert boots, khaki cargo pants, black shirt or jacket) all the time.

 

[BAM-BAM]

We know you are a Mall ninja because..........

You have a "Ranger" tab on the matching cammie BDUs.......you wear to the range...... and you've never even been in the Army,

You're shooting at the bench and only have 25rd mags.

You buy a new scope for your 15-22 because it has a BDC........... for 5.56/.223

 

[Arik]

You know you are a mall ninja when:

2) You have a "bug out bag" for every member of the family, with their name on it.

Thats not a bad idea actually. Assuming all the bags are the same and not different colors, which would kinda be like having your name on it.

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[Sebago Son]

If you dryclean your 5.11 gear you might be a Mall Ninja.

 

[DavidC]

You have $750 of accessories on a $300 rifle . . .

Your wardrobe is assorted camo clothing . . .

At least one child is named/called Bubba . . .

 

[Scopes]

If you dryclean your 5.11 gear you might be a Mall Ninja.

That's a yuppie mall ninja.

 

[Scopes]

You have $750 of accessories on a $300 rifle . . .

Hey...wait a second...you just insulted this entire board

 

[RedNeck Jim]

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At least one child is named/called Bubba . . .

Sorry, but that is not mall ninja. That is redneck. If you don't believe me, ask my son Bubba or his older brother/cousin Bubba.