RedNeck Jim
Member
OK, being a redneck I am quite aware of all the redneck jokes. To some they are funny but if you really were a redneck, you'd know they are all true. A couple of my favorites:
You know you're a redneck when...
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
3. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
4. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
5. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
So, after a few months on this board, I have sure seen my fair share of mall ninjas around here. I didn't even know what a mall ninja was until I joined here. In some way, I even have to sometimes put myself in that category... but just barely. I mean this gun we love so much is really just a plinker & there is nothing "tactical" about the 22lr. I thought it might be fun to make fun of ourselves, the way rednecks do. So I'll start it & a recent discussion brings this one to mind.
You know you are a mall ninja when:
1) You attach an enhanced recoil pad on your 22lr stock.
You know you're a redneck when...
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
3. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
4. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
5. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
So, after a few months on this board, I have sure seen my fair share of mall ninjas around here. I didn't even know what a mall ninja was until I joined here. In some way, I even have to sometimes put myself in that category... but just barely. I mean this gun we love so much is really just a plinker & there is nothing "tactical" about the 22lr. I thought it might be fun to make fun of ourselves, the way rednecks do. So I'll start it & a recent discussion brings this one to mind.
You know you are a mall ninja when:
1) You attach an enhanced recoil pad on your 22lr stock.