A veteran's cap and a Walmartian...
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Hillbilly77
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Oh Man! Walmartians, I'm going to remember that term!
You guys never heard the term "Wal-Martian" before?!
Been living under rocks? I thought EVERYBODY had heard that one.
Texas Star
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Yep. And bifocal eyeglasses, and discovered electricity while flying his kite in a storm.
Was also a famous printer and philolsopher and our first ambassador to France.
He was the origin of some famous sayings like, "A penny saved is a penny earned."
I think his picture is on $50 bills, but I never have one long enough to be sure.
Franklin also gave his son advice about all cats being gray in the dark but that is probably not a subject for this family-values board.
At the first constitutinal convention, they had just passed a constitution. Ben remarked that he had been thinking about a painting hanging in the building that depicted either a sunrise or a sunset. He commented that he had wondered which. But with the new constitution, he said, "Now I know that (for the nation), it is a rising sun."
Today, I wonder about the rising sun.
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You guys never heard the term "Wal-Martian" before?!
Been living under rocks? I thought EVERYBODY had heard that one.
No.I'm sorry, please excuse me, I must have missed that meeting.
Yep. And bifocal eyeglasses, and discovered electricity while flying his kite in a storm.
Was also a famous printer and philolsopher and our first ambassador to France.
He was the origin of some famous sayings like, "A penny saved is a penny earned."
I think his picture is on $50 bills, but I never have one long enough to be sure.
Franklin also gave his son advice about all cats being gray in the dark but that is probably not a subject for this family-values board.
At the first constitutinal convention, they had just passed a constitution. Ben remarked that he had been thinking about a painting hanging in the building that depicted either a sunrise or a sunset. He commented that he had wondered which. But with the new constitution, he said, "Now I know that (for the nation), it is a rising sun."
Today, I wonder about the rising sun.
TS that would be a $100.00 Bill.
.. Ulysses S. Grant is on a $50.00
Not to mention "Hunger is the best pickle."
I think his picture is on $50 bills, but I never have one long enough to be sure.
That's unkind.
Hillbilly77
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No.I'm sorry, please excuse me, I must have missed that meeting.
Just surprised, that's all.
I hope you didn't think I was attacking anybody.
Too funny. I see your wearing the "stealth camo shirt" in the photograph.
One can only hope that the "left winger" doesn't reproduce.
One can only hope that the "left winger" doesn't reproduce.
kozmic
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Wait! This is like deja vu all over again!
OP
keith44spl
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All in good fun! It gets better each time I tell it!
John
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TS that would be a $100.00 Bill.
Ol Ben was a good'n, Why yes he was!
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Frank46
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Been so long since I've seen a Ben Franklin $100 bill it isn't funny.
Walmartians gotta remember that one, some very strange prople have been known to inhabit wally world after dark. Frank
Walmartians gotta remember that one, some very strange prople have been known to inhabit wally world after dark. Frank
kraigwy
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My kid use to work for ICE and gave me an ICE hat.
Just a hint, don't wear an ICE hat in a fast food restaurant.
Just a hint, don't wear an ICE hat in a fast food restaurant.
mg357
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paladin85020: Sir thank you for your service
labworm
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TS that would be a $100.00 Bill.
Maybe we all could send him a C-note
Forget him, send them to me
Silver Dollar
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I was going to say something like that too. He probably thought you were an ex agent of some kind. I've got to try that in Wal-Mart. I wear 5-11 tactical pants and a Hawaiian shirt covering my carry and a digital camo boonie hat with some military pins on it. I'm sure I can get away with doing something like that. Maybe I can get some attention (probably from the cops) by walking around with a box of ammo (If I can find any).
vigil617
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Plagiarized or not, it's still a good story.
And for me, it brings to mind the punch line of the dog-for-sale joke from a couple days ago,also by Paladin ....
And for me, it brings to mind the punch line of the dog-for-sale joke from a couple days ago,also by Paladin ....
