Need ideas for my next book.

[shouldazagged]

The latest, Stupidity For Dummies, is at the printers. It's a companion piece to my earlier self-help book, I Upped My Self Esteem, Up Yours.

I'm considering Let's Stop Polluting Our Bathrooms, or maybe the long-awaited third volume of my The Romance Of Gravel.

Any suggestions?

 

[vigil617]

How about an update and reprise of Jonathan Livingston ShotgunShell, the story of how man's stupidity brought a species to the edge of extinction?

You could pair it with the similarly-themed Can't Catch-.22 for the rimfire crowd.

 

[the ringo kid]

How about a book teaching the masses on "How To Prepare For and Survive a Guns and Ammo Crisis?"

 

[wuluf]

Perhaps:".44 Revolvers; What a Bore!"

or

Gripping Question: "Do I HAVE to Call Them Stocks?"

Then, of course, there's the coffee table book of pictures:
"Hammers Under My Nails"

I get a precent of the royalties...

 

[Mike McLellan]

When I worked in the local prison, one of the prisoners, who thought he possessed a keen legal mind, told me he wanted to write a book about having your charges dismissed, or at least mitigated down to practically nothing. For a title, I suggested, "How to Beat your Beef".

 

[shouldazagged]

When I worked in the local prison, one of the prisoners, who thought he possessed a keen legal mind, told me he wanted to write a book about having your charges dismissed, or at least mitigated down to practically nothing. For a title, I suggested, "How to Beat your Beef".

That's just about perfect!

 

[timn8er]

I've been thinking of writing an article for The Lancet on the symptoms & treatment of 3rd Genitis...

 

[DeathGrip]

How to get threads deleted on the S&W forum.

Bonus chapter, How to do it W/O getting dinged.

+++++

How to make moderators do a Dbl. Face Palm.

 

[shouldazagged]

I've been thinking of writing an article for The Lancet on the symptoms & treatment of 3rd Genitis...

There's a treatment for it now? Besides the traditional one, buying more 3rd gens?

Who knew?

 

[vigil617]

I've been thinking of writing an article for The Lancet on the symptoms & treatment of 3rd Genitis...

That's no mere Lancet article; that's a full-blown chapter for the DSM-V!

 

[keith44spl]

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"Free Range Chicken....They's What They Eats"


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[Biginge]

"Did Will Rogers Ever Meet Dennis Rodman?"

 

[cowboy45]

"Did Will Rogers Ever Meet Dennis Rodman?"

I don't care who you are. That's some funny stuff. LOLOLOL!

 

[shouldazagged]

"Did Will Rogers Ever Meet Dennis Rodman?"

Yes, that's great! Reminds me of the final scene of "Men In Black".

 

[Gunslinger808]

Why common sense isn't.

 

[A10]

I'm OK, You're a Flippin' Idiot????

 

[rwsmith]

An apocalyptic nightmare

United States....... guns banned and all ammunition stockpiled and controlled by the government. Time setting: Sooner than you would like to think....

 

[timn8er]

Shouldazagged, Would you want to consider ghosting my life story,

tentatively entitled: "The Strange & Terrible Saga of Timn8er, or, How I Learned To Give Up & Keep Buying 3rd Gens"? Its a working title, or maybe not. Maybe "Delusions of Grandeur"?

 

[shouldazagged]

Can't use the second one. I'm already working on my autobiography, Delusions Of Adequacy.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

When I worked in the local prison, one of the prisoners, who thought he possessed a keen legal mind, told me he wanted to write a book about having your charges dismissed, or at least mitigated down to practically nothing. For a title, I suggested, "How to Beat your Beef".

Thast's probably why he's in there in the first place