Mall Ninja gear at Bass Pro Shops

Lord...Remember the Mall Ninja....Been a while...He gave us all a few laughs...His shooting lessons... in his hall way.....He did give us all a few laughs....Wonder what mall he is protecting these days???That was some time ago....
 
Been discussed many times, and many dislike them.

However...the theory is that holding one up after a shooting, as the police roll in, reduces the chance of being mistakenly shot by the responding officers. That is the intended use, rather than playing at cops and robbers.


It seems like to not still be waving a gun around might have the same effect. ;) :D :D
 
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Lord...Remember the Mall Ninja....Been a while...He gave us all a few laughs...His shooting lessons... in his hall way.....He did give us all a few laughs....Wonder what mall he is protecting these days???That was some time ago....

Do you mean Gecko45? Here's a link of his past exploits. No idea what became of him.
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Hey, let's see if we can get a group discount from Bass Pro!! ;)
 
i got one as a joke gift i guess but it has sat in my drawer i would never carry it it does look real from a far but i aint going to jail for something stupid if u pulled that out it would look like your impersonating the law
 
Other Uses?

Has anyone tried using one of these things to squirm out of a traffic violation? Really. As the old saying goes: "a fool and his money are soon parted."

A gun and a badge and you just about have all the ingredients for impersonating a police officer. Retired LEOs have gotten into hot water with various departmental retiree badges. A "CCW" badge is recognized by no one as a form of identification.

No thanks!
 
I remember a jacket I saw advertised in some gun rag, many many years back. It had a concealed panel on the back. It looked like a normal, black, civilian windbreaker.

But if the poop hit the rotary oscillator, you could pull down the panel and let everyone know who you were. POLICE. FBI. EMT. They had several choices.

Including CONCEALED WEAPONS PERMIT.
 
Been discussed many times, and many dislike them.

However...the theory is that holding one up after a shooting, as the police roll in, reduces the chance of being mistakenly shot by the responding officers. That is the intended use, rather than playing at cops and robbers.

You know what else reduces getting mistakenly shot shot by the responding officers? Clearing the gun and laying it down with the cylinder/slide open and sitting near by with your arms visible
 
I remember a jacket I saw advertised in some gun rag, many many years back. It had a concealed panel on the back. It looked like a normal, black, civilian windbreaker.

But if the poop hit the rotary oscillator, you could pull down the panel and let everyone know who you were. POLICE. FBI. EMT. They had several choices.

Including CONCEALED WEAPONS PERMIT.
or the one that says UNDERCOVER POLICE OFFICER
 
Do you mean Gecko45? Here's a link of his past exploits. No idea what became of him.
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Hey, let's see if we can get a group discount from Bass Pro!! ;)
There was another guy who was famous for his tactical wheel barrel! Yep you read that right. His claim was that in a SHTF he would have all his stuff in a wheel barrel that he would carry with him at all times. He would kill and steal from people and use the barrel to hoard their belongings. It's also good in a firefight if you flip it around and crawl away like a turtle. As far as I know his SHTF really happened but he didn't get a chance to use his tactical wheel barrel. It seems he did some things that the NFA wasn't fond of
 
Been discussed many times, and many dislike them.

However...the theory is that holding one up after a shooting, as the police roll in, reduces the chance of being mistakenly shot by the responding officers. That is the intended use, rather than playing at cops and robbers.

I know that's the reasoning, but usually not the reason they're purchased. I was head of security(unarmed)for a company with 500 employees with a no weapons allowed policy. My boss carried concealed, against policy and had one of these badges. Needless to say, I wasn't impressed, but I made a good income, sil-vous-plait!
 
You guys belittle carrying a badge but I carry one like Mc5AW showed a picture of and it saved my life!
I was in a gun fight and my Ma Duece jammed so I had to rip the badge off and threw it Ninja star like right into the forehead of the closest attacker.
When he died I took his weapon and continued the fight.
So, laugh if you want.
That badge saved my bacon, uh huh, that's right!
 
You guys belittle carrying a badge but I carry one like Mc5AW showed a picture of and it saved my life!
I was in a gun fight and my Ma Duece jammed so I had to rip the badge off and threw it Ninja star like right into the forehead of the closest attacker.
When he died I took his weapon and continued the fight.
So, laugh if you want.
That badge saved my bacon, uh huh, that's right!

Edit: The above can be verified by Gecko45.
We've since removed the M2 from our golf carts due to reliability and "tip-over" issues and vendor requests due to collateral damage to merchandise and storefronts inside the mall.
 
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