pretty cool. wonder if they come in subdued version for tac ops?
and the idea of having a badge that doubles as throwing star is way cool.
and the idea of having a badge that doubles as throwing star is way cool.
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Mall Ninja gear at Bass Pro Shops
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Dunno, but if you ask him I bet it's classified...
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Not intended for the CCW holder. It's intended for the lo-fo crowd that buys them Christmas gifts.
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I like how the packaging says it's a "must have"
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Hope my 5-y/o grandson doesn't get any ideas. He's ate up with ninja turtle stuff.That makes him a Mall Ninja Turtle, a more advanced species than the common Mall Ninja.
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I don't even like the fact that there's a badge on my security uniform.
I've actually read posts from people that have bought those badges. Apparently the idea is if someone sees your gun they also see the badge so they don't freak out. No one has ever posted that it worked though.
I went to Baskin Robbins with my wife one night and saw a guy in street clothes wearing a "Licensed Security Officer" badge in one of those holders that you put on your belt. I couldn't stop laughing and the more I laughed the huffier he got and the huffier he got the more laughed.
The tactical wheelbarrow guy was gunkid. I think he's still in prison
The legendary Tactical Wheelbarrow - AR15.COM
He also thought the best guard dog you could have was a Chihuahua with its vocal cords cut
I've actually read posts from people that have bought those badges. Apparently the idea is if someone sees your gun they also see the badge so they don't freak out. No one has ever posted that it worked though.
I went to Baskin Robbins with my wife one night and saw a guy in street clothes wearing a "Licensed Security Officer" badge in one of those holders that you put on your belt. I couldn't stop laughing and the more I laughed the huffier he got and the huffier he got the more laughed.
The tactical wheelbarrow guy was gunkid. I think he's still in prison
The legendary Tactical Wheelbarrow - AR15.COM
He also thought the best guard dog you could have was a Chihuahua with its vocal cords cut
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I was at the local Bass Pro today.
I saw something that I've heard about, but honestly thought it was a joke.
Turns out, not only are these things real, but they charge 25 bucks for them.
A mall ninja CCW badge and license holder.
I honestly can't think of a single instance in my life where I'd want one of these.
My opinion, if I ever find myself in a situation where I have to present my pistol license, the "Spencer's Gifts" badge lends zero extra credibility beyond what the license lends.
Maybe I'm way off, but it just seems goofy to me.
"I'm not a cop, but I pretend to be one in real life."
Maybe the lamest concept in the entire history of the world.
But as a country, we set new records every day for the stupid stuff we willingly buy.
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Or get much needed mental health care.
Do you mean Gecko45? Here's a link of his past exploits. No idea what became of him.
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Hey, let's see if we can get a group discount from Bass Pro!!
I have heard and seen the term "mall ninja" but had no idea how it originated. I just took the time to read the thread in the link above---absolutely amazing. Thank you for posting.
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We have a new Champion! Right up with the Lamest Concept in the History of the World, we now have the Funniest Stupid Commercial in the History of the World!
Even the actors in it looked like the were on the verge of busting a gut laughing. Bill S
Somewhere out there someone actually took the time to preserve the original threads in their entirety, not just Gecko's posts. some of the responses are even funnier than Gecko's
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I saw one that said something like "If getting shot multiple times with a .338 is "Plan A", you need a "Plan B".
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They sure are out there, way out there.
Some dress the part and some don't.
Some dress the part and some don't.
hangnoose
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THAT'S JUST GREAT!
Another 25$ I have to lay out for an "absolute must have item". If I were SO LAME I needed that to pick up a drunk chick, I think I'd prefer to pleasure myself with a cheese grater.
Another 25$ I have to lay out for an "absolute must have item". If I were SO LAME I needed that to pick up a drunk chick, I think I'd prefer to pleasure myself with a cheese grater.
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I think he is still having skin grafts due to the duct tape damage.
You fellows have him and all of his exploits...I would save that lesson in super stealth operations for a time when it is needed...Example...A 10 year old girl took a lip stick from a Dillard's and got out the door The cop couldn't catch her but Mall Ninja got to her with lightning speed...He will be released from the trauma unit sometime tomorrow..Suspect got away but a mall APB is posted on all the walls...of course I jest....Todd had insurance!!
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i used one to "arrest" my wife last night.
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