Missus Fan is trying to kill me
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jlrhiner
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Nah, it would have been your head. 
Stu1205
Member
If it is your shooting hand.......perhaps.
Stu
Stu
jeffsmith
Member
No Definitely Not
She would have driven away with your Hand in the Door
She would have driven away with your Hand in the Door
Nah, she's just trying to get you away from that damn computer.
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Send me the guns for safe keeping.
I came down one day and innocently asked her what she was looking at on the computer. It was my life insurance policies. She said she had to because the cat ate the hard copies.
Uh huh, I was born at night. It was not last night. Slept with my right eye open for about a month.
Just a heads up: If you see a story on Fox news that says 54 year old Iowa Woman accidentally shoots her husband in the head.....7 times.....with a 6 shot revolver (yes officer, he is very good at Tactical reloads).... check it out for me, will ya?
Jim
Uh huh, I was born at night. It was not last night. Slept with my right eye open for about a month.Just a heads up: If you see a story on Fox news that says 54 year old Iowa Woman accidentally shoots her husband in the head.....7 times.....with a 6 shot revolver (yes officer, he is very good at Tactical reloads).... check it out for me, will ya?
Jim
Malpasowildlifer
Member
ouch......
Don't go to sleep tonight!!
Maybe she doesn't want you to touch her!
carpriver
US Veteran
So what did you say to her to cause such a reaction from her?
zzzippper
Member
What are you typing with, your umm...nose?
I'm on my Nook. Just using my right index finger. When I'm on the computer I use BOTH index fingers.
Plus I'm rough and tough and made of Double Stuff, like an Oreo cookie.
Jim
Ivan the Butcher
Member
She has heard all your stories from work... if she wants you gone, you'll never hear it coming. She just expects you to be smart enough to keep your fingers out of a closing door!
StrawHat
Member
NOTHIN'! I was just my normal sweet self.
Jim
That, itself, could be the problem.
My wife will ask me "...would you prefer to be stabbed with a sharp knife or a dull one while you are sleeping?... "
I know about sleeping with one eye open!
kozmic
Member
Perhaps you should store your guns, cash, valuables and the like at my place for a while Fan.
Chances are I'm not in cahoots with the missus.
Chances are I'm not in cahoots with the missus.
Jim,
Have you looked over the Christmas gift list that you gave her? Perhaps she's sending you some very subtle messages that she believes that she came up a bit short!
I don't believe that Lorena Bobbitt is in Iowa now, so you're safe in that department.
Have you looked over the Christmas gift list that you gave her? Perhaps she's sending you some very subtle messages that she believes that she came up a bit short!
I don't believe that Lorena Bobbitt is in Iowa now, so you're safe in that department.
