On bachelorhood

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Been married for 31 years to my first love (dated for 9 years before that). I got the better end of the deal. I hope I die first cause I can't imagine going to bed without her snoring beside me. We piss each other off occasionally, but I can't think of anyone else I would rather go through life with.
I'm pretty lucky.

 

[Pawatch]

My neighbor,who is around 45 has been divorced 3 times. For at least 5 years he has had a couple women that come to his house every week.
Tuesday night one sleeps over. And then Friday night the other one stays over. Friday night woman cooks him breakfast Saturday morning and then leaves about noon.
He says both women know about each other and they are ok with the setup. He did say his favorite meal of the week is the leggs & eggs for breakfast
Sounds like he has it figured out.

 

[snake803]

Attention Mods, this not a solicitation, only asking for ideas

You guys are saying almost all single women are nuts.

How does a reasonably attractive, semi-retired, healthy, active, financially secure, not looking for marriage lady find a gentleman with similar attributes?

Sounds just like me ...Except my wife would most likely object!!!
JIM...........

 

[M E Morrison]

Sounds just like me ...Except my wife would most likely object!!!
JIM...........

I'd bet she would - if you're worth keeping....
If not, she'd probably buy you a bus ticket!

 

[arjay]

My neighbor,who is around 45 has been divorced 3 times. For at least 5 years he has had a couple women that come to his house every week.
Tuesday night one sleeps over. And then Friday night the other one stays over. Friday night woman cooks him breakfast Saturday morning and then leaves about noon.
He says both women know about each other and they are ok with the setup. He did say his favorite meal of the week is the leggs & eggs for breakfast
Sounds like he has it figured out.

It's a trap [emoji33][emoji33][emoji33]

 

[GatorFarmer]

Am I expecting too much? I guess so but I don't want to just settle for somebody.

Do you have candy? Strangers from the internet always have the best candy...Solemn nod.

 

[pawngal]

Do you have candy? Strangers from the internet always have the best candy...Solemn nod.

The candy goes to bribe my step-son in AZ so I can stay with them for a month in the winter.

OH! you didn't mean THAT kind of candy.

 

[BrianE]

I want pictures... [emoji12]

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Been married for 31 years to my first love (dated for 9 years before that). I got the better end of the deal. I hope I die first cause I can't imagine going to bed without her snoring beside me. We piss each other off occasionally, but I can't think of anyone else I would rather go through life with.
I'm pretty lucky.

Well.....today she ran over the same water meter she ran over last year with the %^&$# lawnmower Same result Hope that new blades will do it and I don't have to pay for another $230 rebuild of a bent shaft
At least she got the back yard first

 

[DeathGrip]

Well.....today she ran over the same water meter she ran over last year with the %^&$# lawnmower Same result Hope that new blades will do it and I don't have to pay for another $230 rebuild of a bent shaft
At least she got the back yard first

Pay back for 2009?

 

[shouldazagged]

Been married for 31 years to my first love (dated for 9 years before that). I got the better end of the deal. I hope I die first cause I can't imagine going to bed without her snoring beside me. We piss each other off occasionally, but I can't think of anyone else I would rather go through life with.
I'm pretty lucky.

Well, there go all my jokes about lawyers not having hearts.

 

[skrazo]

I'm always looking for new "girlfriends" (can't have too many). They must like the outdoors, riding motorcycles, guns, shooting and reloading. If interested, please send pictures of guns and reloading equipment!

 

[Iceberg1]

We have decided it's actually better to find a woman you don't get along with and just buy her a house.
Way cheaper and easier in the long run! She will probably also need a car.

That may be the only way I'd consider marriage again!

 

[ColbyBruce]

My first and only wife and I will reach 33 years of marriage next month. Reading this thread has been entertaining, to say the least. I would like to read such a thread by women about men.

 

[soFlaNative]

Been married for 31 years to my first love (dated for 9 years before that). I got the better end of the deal. I hope I die first cause I can't imagine going to bed without her snoring beside me. We piss each other off occasionally, but I can't think of anyone else I would rather go through life with.
I'm pretty lucky.

Pretty much my exact state of being, 31 years in June, dated for about 6. She snores and we laugh at each others expense instead of being p.o.'d ... hard to explain but it works.

Well.....today she ran over the same water meter she ran over last year with the %^&$# lawnmower Same result Hope that new blades will do it and I don't have to pay for another $230 rebuild of a bent shaft
At least she got the back yard first

Haven't mastered that trick (hats off) but damn if she'll listen to me the first time, either.

 

[Iceberg1]

Attention Mods, this not a solicitation, only asking for ideas

You guys are saying almost all single women are nuts.

How does a reasonably attractive, semi-retired, healthy, active, financially secure, not looking for marriage lady find a gentleman with similar attributes?

Hang in there girl. We're out there, but just as hard to find as a woman who loves with all her heart, likes what we like and will put up with a 1/4 mile racer! Wishing you all the luck in the world.

 

[S&WForty]

Hang in there girl. We're out there, but just as hard to find as a woman who loves with all her heart, likes what we like and will put up with a 1/4 mile racer! Wishing you all the luck in the world.

Amen, Brother.

 

[pawngal]

Hang in there girl. We're out there, but just as hard to find as a woman who loves with all her heart, likes what we like and will put up with a 1/4 mile racer! Wishing you all the luck in the world.

Thanks! 1/4 miler, 2 wheels or 4? Did my fair share years ago but sadly back in the dark ages females weren't allowed to run at any of the local tracks.

 

[zzzippper]

Heard that joke from I guy I met on his 80th birthday. He says, "I may be 80, but I have a Trophy Wife. She's only 72."

From Everybody Loves Raymond. Frank: "Trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?"

 

[M E Morrison]

Thanks! 1/4 miler, 2 wheels or 4? Did my fair share years ago but sadly back in the dark ages females weren't allowed to run at any of the local tracks.

Same question for you - 2 wheels or 4?

Must have been a local thing, because my buddies wife got a wall full of trophies with her "gallant Valiant" packing a 273 & four speed.