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"I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them."
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SOME FAVORITE QUOTES
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A small mind is always attached to a big mouth. - Me
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"You can sit with your mouth open for a long, long, time, waiting for
a roast duck to fly in" Probably some great Chinese Philosopher
a roast duck to fly in" Probably some great Chinese Philosopher
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"On the New York subway you get fined if you spit. On the other hand,
you're allowed to throw up for nothing" Lewis Grizzard
you're allowed to throw up for nothing" Lewis Grizzard
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"Growing old isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
-Maurice Chevalier
-Maurice Chevalier
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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I get to use this Cooper line at least once every week.."Hmm, I see what I mean".
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Will Rogers said, " Everybody in the world is ignorant.....Just about different things."
"There is nothing so exhilarating as having been shot at and missed." Winston Churchill.
"You don't always need a rifle but when you do need one you tend to need it very badly." English saying.
"The things you see when you don't have a rifle." English saying.
Woman to Texas Ranger when she noticed he was wearing a sidearm: "Expecting trouble?" His response: "No, ma'am. If I were expecting trouble I would have brought a rifle."
"You don't always need a rifle but when you do need one you tend to need it very badly." English saying.
"The things you see when you don't have a rifle." English saying.
Woman to Texas Ranger when she noticed he was wearing a sidearm: "Expecting trouble?" His response: "No, ma'am. If I were expecting trouble I would have brought a rifle."
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Ned Pepper: "I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
Me: "Don't say you're not, say you hope you don't have to . . . "
Me: "Don't say you're not, say you hope you don't have to . . . "
We're gonna need a bigger boat! Chief Brody
One Nation with TAXES for ALL ...
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. ~ Robert Heinlein
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. ~ Will Rogers
When there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation. ~ Vanya Cohen
What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue. ~ Thomas Paine
There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some. ~ Martin A. Sullivan
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. ~ Robert Heinlein
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. ~ Will Rogers
When there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation. ~ Vanya Cohen
What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue. ~ Thomas Paine
There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some. ~ Martin A. Sullivan
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To Carl Hellstrom, President of Smith & Wesson: "a .357 Magnum on a
k frame would be a peace officer's dream." Bill Jordan
k frame would be a peace officer's dream." Bill Jordan
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"Hell I guess it won't kill me to set without my back to the wall just
this one time." Wild Bill Hickok (I doubt he said this, but I saw it on
a cartoon.)
this one time." Wild Bill Hickok (I doubt he said this, but I saw it on
a cartoon.)
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GOD Created Man and Colt Made all Men Equal!
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The cowboys
Slap some bacon on a biscuit we're burning daylight. In 'Big Jake' when countered 'I thought you was dead' Wayne says "Not Hardly'.Sometimes less is more
Slap some bacon on a biscuit we're burning daylight. In 'Big Jake' when countered 'I thought you was dead' Wayne says "Not Hardly'.Sometimes less is more
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