SOME FAVORITE QUOTES

Buford T. Justice:

"There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth."

There's a similar quote that comes from "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?":

"I sure am glad your momma died in childbirth, cause if she saw you now she'd die of embarrassment!" (Pappy O'Daniel to his son)
 
If you ain't shootin' you ain't dangerous. She was as ugly as a turkey buzzard on a mud fence!
 
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