Protocall_Design
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They told us to buy the GOOD GPS, but Noooo - YOU saved $60!!!
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LVSteve
Member
Comparing the two pictures:
"So much for progress".
OR:
"OK, who stood their coffee cup on the plans".
"So much for progress".
OR:
"OK, who stood their coffee cup on the plans".
"It'll work for that new-fangled monorail"
dave holl
Absent Comrade
"THERE'S NO BALLAST UNDER YOUR SIDE OF THE TRACK!!"
"Alright, you tear up the last 100 yards of your track and I'll do the same. Capeesh!!".
I always said you have a one-track mind ...
"Never the twains shall meet." Weally. Joe
shouldazagged
Absent Comrade
Let's see, I reckon about 200 rolls of duct tape and a case of WD-40 oughta do it.
shoulda took that left turn at Albuquerque...
vigil617
US Veteran
"Now, who was it again we were gonna run outta town on a rail?"
"Whatya mean you used 'Meters'?,
my Engineer said use 'Feet'!"
my Engineer said use 'Feet'!"
Retired LTC USAR
US Veteran
"Good enough for government work"!
misswired
Absent Comrade
Bring up that railcar of dynamite...You're the one that forgot the gravel!
In the aerospace machine shop being written up for LOAD was big trouble and embarrassing.
LOAD: Lack Of Attention to Detail
In the aerospace machine shop being written up for LOAD was big trouble and embarrassing.
LOAD: Lack Of Attention to Detail
misswired
Absent Comrade
The blueprints clearly stated I was to build a mirror image. When holding the prints in front of the mirror, this what I got!
Arik
Member
I thought my job was to hold the STOP sign!
The guy with the tape measure was sick that day!
There's an old Soviet joke that fits this picture. A man is sitting on a bench waiting for the bus. While he waits he sees two workers across the street. As he waits he watches them work. One man measures out a specific distance and proceeds to dig a hole, then measure out the same distance and dig another hole. Meanwhile the second man comes by and fills that hole in. And so it goes. The first man measures out X amount of feet (meters) and digs a hole. The next man fills it in. After watching and trying to figure it out the man at the bus stop finally gets curious enough to go over and ask. "What are you guys doing?" He asks! "Well we're planting trees!" one of the workers says. "However the guy who plants is sick today!"
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The guy with the tape measure was sick that day!
There's an old Soviet joke that fits this picture. A man is sitting on a bench waiting for the bus. While he waits he sees two workers across the street. As he waits he watches them work. One man measures out a specific distance and proceeds to dig a hole, then measure out the same distance and dig another hole. Meanwhile the second man comes by and fills that hole in. And so it goes. The first man measures out X amount of feet (meters) and digs a hole. The next man fills it in. After watching and trying to figure it out the man at the bus stop finally gets curious enough to go over and ask. "What are you guys doing?" He asks! "Well we're planting trees!" one of the workers says. "However the guy who plants is sick today!"
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Grayfox
US Veteran
Government contractors at work. 
Congratulations Leroy, you just invented the third rail..you gonna be rich my boy..rich...
5-Shot
Member
That blasted Coriolis effect!
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMBAlrDPgIk[/ame]
