Who Hit John? and other drinking terminology....

[Beauetienne]

'Drunker than Cooter Brown' comes to mind.

 

[M1A]

I hate to say, but anyone else know what a "blind pig" is?

 

[raisedin99]

The guy was so drunk he was walking sideways to keep from flying...


terry

 

[Ole Joe Clark]

I don't drink, don't aim too either. But I've heard "sweet as a peach" and "drunk as a goat" "three sheets in the wind" for a long time.

Have a blessed day,

Leon

 

[carpriver]

When I was a teenager a blind pig was a after hours drink establishment that operated without benefit of legal documents.

I have on occasion been Braille drunk, I had to feel my way home.

 

[GF]

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GF

 

[Old TexMex]

“I didn’t have no fear, cause I was Gods own drunk and a fearless man......


....that’s when I saw the bear....he was a big Kodiak lookin’ feller about 19 feet tall.....”

(Jimmy Buffet)

 

[nachogrande]

I NO LONGER SPEAK DOUBLE CZECHOSLOVAKIAN.

I DO partake of some of my homemade RHEUMATIZ medicine AS NEEDED for medicinal purposes, now and then.

 

[misswired]

Spoken with a slow southern drawl while slurring: " I'm not nearly as thunk as you drink I am!"

 

[caduceus]

You look like death riding a crippled spider. Used to describe your friend after indulging to much but

 

[Bozz10mm]

"Drunk as a skunk". Do skunks drink?

 

[RobertJ.]

heard Jimmy Buffett sing about commode hugging drunk

This is the first one that came to mind!

 

[usmc2427765]

Upon returning from Vietnam in 1969, I was given a home coming party by some south Texas lawmen ( family and friends) and after consuming a quantity of good bourbon, I stared to feel sick and got up to stagger off into the mesquite to throw up my guts. As I was retching, I felt a large hand on my shoulder and really large Texas Ranger told me " it's ok son go ahead and puke, but if feel something hairy in your mouth be sure to swallow it, 'cause its your butt. This is a true story of a young Marine's welcome home from a very unpopular war.

 

[GKC]

I grew up with a stepfather who was a drunk...he didn't have any funny sayings or actions. The more he drank, the meaner he got. On the other hand, my uncle (my mother's sister's husband) was a happy drunk. He finally got sober a few years before he died, but before then when we'd have family get-togethers, he'd stay out in the yard, sitting under a tree, and drink himself into a stupor. I can still hear him say, before he took a drink, "Between the lips and over the tongue, look out belly here it comes!"

 

[joeintexas]

Drunker than a waltzin' pissant.

Haven't heard that expression in years, my dad used to say that about my older brother who liked his hooch and would fight at the drop of a hat, and he would drop the hat.
I myself do enjoy a nip before bedtime.

 

[scatter shot]

" I'm about as messed up as a left handed football bat!"

 

[Vulcan Bob]

My favorite saying is, "toasted", well I might admit I was a bit "toasted" on New Years Eve.

 

[mstem]

Longest set of steps & lowest handrail I have ever seen!

 

[mrchuck]

I actually took a confession that said: "I accidentally shot him on purpose cause he needed it".

 

[joe44va]

O'Reilly's Daughter has many variations. The Clancy Brothers did a clean one.
"I grabbed old Reilly by the hair; shoved his head into a bucket of water; fired his pistols into the air a damned sight quicker than I'd marry his daughter".