$10.00 a # Boars Head ham and a six pack of Stihl 2 stroke oil

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and a half can of pink Krylon spray paint. I believe my neighbor will stop putting his dog out at night to run freely through the community randomly pooping on my lawn and many others nearby. Cleaning up after this thing is a chore, especially when it doesn’t live here. Two years of this is enough.
 
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Is this some kind of stream of consciousness post? What does pink spray paint and Stihl 2 stroke oil have to do with a dog pooping in your yard?

I don't feed my dogs ham cause it gives em the trots and that's harder to clean up than their chicken breast diet's tootsie rolls.
 
Cleaning up behind this monster is much like mucking out a horse stall. I asked the owner to keep his dog contained and he made an obscene gesture at me. Pink ears, tail, and feet and a body covered in oil won’t harm the dog but hopefully encourage the owner to be more considerate of the neighbors.

A guy down the street uses a pre-charged .25 Hatsan air rifle to keep unwanted animals out of his yard, forever. I am not a cruel person.

No, the ham was not bait, but it kept the dog still during the spa treatment. This thing smelled burgers on our BGE and climbed the privacy fence to look for food.
 
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Cleaning up behind this monster is much like mucking out a horse stall. I asked the owner to keep his dog contained and he made an obscene gesture at me. Pink ears, tail, and feet and a body covered in oil won’t harm the dog but hopefully encourage the owner to be more considerate of the neighbors.

A guy down the street uses a pre-charged .25 Hatsan air rifle to keep unwanted animals out of his yard, forever. I am not a cruel person.

No, the ham was not bait, but it kept the dog still during the spa treatment. This thing smelled burgers on our BGE and climbed the privacy fence to look for food.

Pictures! It didn't happen if there are no pictures! :rolleyes:
 
and a half can of pink Krylon spray paint. I believe my neighbor will stop putting his dog out at night to run freely through the community randomly pooping on my lawn and many others nearby. Cleaning up after this thing is a chore, especially when it doesn’t live here. Two years of this is enough.

That's training the dog too not come in your yard and training the owner too keep his dog at home. Good job. Larry
 
This creature has toppled and broken two BGE’s and stolen food since we moved here. It damaged a golf cart and continually urinated on someone’s SUV tires until the wheels discolored. It chased a cat through the freshly landscaped community entrance a few years ago and most of that had to be redone. When it disappears it will not be missed.
 
Sad case. The dog knows no better.
When that dog goes away, the owner will likely get another, then you can start all over again.
I had neighborly dog problems and addressed them in a court of law (after having no success dealing directly with the owner). Yes, it is a PITA, but my problems have been resolved. Subsequent infractions just get more expensive for the owner. The owner is at fault, not the animal.
 
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I had two big usually very friendly dogs in my neighborhood from different owners, that often ran in pairs, crapping all over our lawn, running through our gardens breaking shrubs, crushing flowers. After asking the neighbors several times to keep the animals at home, one evening the dogs came snarling up on my deck and went after my cat, who was in my wife's lap at the time.
That was the last straw. I chased them down, tied a rope as a temporary leash to their collars, tied them up and called animal control.

Animal control took the dogs and I heard nothing further. I never saw them running loose again either.

Cut to ~6 months later, talking to a neighbor about 'stuff'. He related how he saw animal control stop at the [dogs' owners] house, staying for a long time. Seems animal control told them:
1. They'd have to come to the pound and pay a leash law fine to get their dogs back
2. The dogs had one strike against them for attacking a person, and a second strike would lead to the dogs being destroyed, and a bigger fine.

The neighbor said he was glad someone finally took action against those irresponsible neighbors and their uncontrolled nuisance dogs.
When i told him I did it, he told me that i was a hero to a bunch of people in the neighborhood.
Takeaway from this tale is that you have to bite the bullet and get the lawful enforcers in the act. In our county, all complaints of this sort are anonymous, so there's not likely going to be any retaliation.
 
and a half can of pink Krylon spray paint. I believe my neighbor will stop putting his dog out at night to run freely through the community randomly pooping on my lawn and many others nearby. Cleaning up after this thing is a chore, especially when it doesn’t live here. Two years of this is enough.

While I think emotionally that revenge your is sweet, logically I think you've opened yourself to retaliation and maybe prosecution for animal cruelty.

I had two big, usually very friendly dogs when alone without the other dog in my neighborhood. They were from different owners, and turned wild when paired. We have a leash law here, but the neighbors would turn them out, and when they'd pair up, they ran all over the neighborhood, crapping all over our lawn and others, running through our gardens breaking shrubs, crushing flowers. After asking the neighbors several times to keep the animals at home, one evening the dogs came snarling up on my deck and went after my cat, who was in my wife's lap at the time.
That was the last straw. I chased them down, tied a rope as a temporary leash to their collars, tied them up and called animal control.

Animal control took the dogs and I heard nothing further. I never saw them running loose again either.

Cut to ~6 months later, talking to a neighbor about 'stuff'. He related how he saw animal control stop at the [dogs' owners] house, staying for a long time. Seems animal control told them:
1. They'd have to come to the pound and pay a leash law fine to get their dogs back.
2. The dogs had one strike against them for attacking a person, and a second strike would lead to the dogs being destroyed, and a bigger fine.

The neighbor said he was glad someone finally took action against those irresponsible neighbors and their uncontrolled nuisance dogs.
When I told him I did it, he told me that I was a hero to a bunch of people in the neighborhood.

The takeaway from this tale is that you have to bite the bullet and get the lawful enforcers in the act to address the problem. In our county, all complaints of this sort are anonymous, so there's not likely going to be any retaliation. One of my offending neighbors asked all over he neighborhood who turned him in, pleading how we should have come to him first. Well, we'd been to him numerous times, and he never did deal with it.
Tough. He's a weasel who never looks after the neighborhood, ignores zoning and building code laws, always trying to get over, so nobody broke the code of silence. A legal version of shoot, shovel, shut up.
 
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There was a brief rant early this morning from the dog owner but the moderator eliminated it after a few dozen hateful replies to this guy and a bounty offered by the two people who owned the BGE’s the dog busted up. Apparently this guy had two Airedales prior to this dog that were also left to roam.

I understand those two died.
 
Oh, I just figured it out. BGE means Big Green Egg. Those things are expensive. I'd be POed too if I had a BGE.
 
Oh, I just figured it out. BGE means Big Green Egg. Those things are expensive. I'd be POed too if I had a BGE.


I have two large BGE’s; they are not cheap. That dog broke a XL and a Mini-Max, about $2,800.00 including the table the XL was in. A shampoo and good brushing is the last thing this dog owner should worry about. The neighbor with the air rifle owned the Mini-Max.
 
MAY AS WELL TAKE AN ADD OUT IN THE PAPER.

"I DID IT"! :rolleyes: So much for SSS. BEFORE the "animal cruelty" you could have gone to small claims court & likely won. Now you could be looking at much more than the cost of a BGE.
 
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I have two large BGE’s; they are not cheap. That dog broke a XL and a Mini-Max, about $2,800.00 including the table the XL was in. A shampoo and good brushing is the last thing this dog owner should worry about. The neighbor with the air rifle owned the Mini-Max.

I would of had a word with the school bus driver after the first BGE incident....Still LMAO! :):):)
 
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