Speaking of nudists, buddy of mine, years ago, took his girlfriend to a California nudist beach. They're lying on the beach, soaking up the rays, when he notices this one guy keeps walking back and forth in front of them.
My buddy starts getting mad, his girl being ogled by a stranger. This goes on for a while. He begins to get really agitated, finally saying, grimly, "The next time that dude..." His girlfriend chuckles and says, "Honey, that guy is checking you out!"
In shock, he stares at the guy who is now walking back in front of them again.
The guy gives him a big smile...