Ordering Pizza in 2020

[motom]

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> Ordering Pizza In 2020
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> Is this Gordon's Pizza?
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> GOOGLE:
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> No sir, it's Google Pizza.
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> I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
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> GOOGLE:
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> No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.
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> CALLER:
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> OK. I would like to order a pizza.
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> Do you want your usual, sir?
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> CALLER:
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> My usual? You know me?
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> According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
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> OK! That’s what I want ...
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> May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
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> What? I detest vegetable!
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> Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
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> How the hell do you know!
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> Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
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> Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
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> Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.
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> I bought more from another drugstore.
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> That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
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> I paid in cash.
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> GOOGLE:
> But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
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> I have other sources of cash.
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> That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
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> WHAT THE HELL!
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> I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
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> CALLER:
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> Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without Internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
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> GOOGLE:
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> I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

 

[Kurusu]

LOL

It would be perfect if the voice over the phone was from him.

 

[Bugkiller99]

I’ve always said you don’t need to worry about big brother. You need to worry about Google.

 

[RobertJ.]

They always say, "Google is your friend". Well, it's certainly handy, but we have yet to find out whether or not it's our friend. I'm not too optimistic about it.

 

[Rudi]

"I'll be back".

 

[ContinentalOp]

Forget trading freedom for security. It's gonna be freedom for convenience.

 

[peterGun]

Forget google, when you order government pizza all you get is a large cheese pie. Unless you’re in .gov then you can add pepperoni also.


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[Huskerguy]

We were just talking about this today. Like it or not, everything in your life will be controlled by Microsoft, Google, Facebook and Twitter. They will determine what you hear and see and it will be "their" version of the truth.

Even YouTube is taking things down they don't agree with.

 

[WR Moore]

Google is just the friendly face of the AI that's going to make carbon based life forms either extinct or slaves.

 

[Peak53]

HAL, open the pod bay doors now, PLEASE

 

[llowry61]

The AI is scary.

 

[sheepdawg]

Forget google, when you order government pizza all you get is a large cheese pie. Unless you’re in .gov then you can add pepperoni also.


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I was thinking of another type of pizza, one with a topping that has a rather unpleasant odor and is often stepped in.

 

[Hawker800]

 

[JayFramer]

I ordered a pizza about a month back and chose the “contactless delivery option” or whatever it was called.

Pizza person rang the doorbell and I open the door and my pizza was on the porch still in the warming case thing with a receipt and pen. The delivery person was nowhere to be seen, they literally hid from me! I pull my pizza out of the cloth case, sign the receipt, and go inside.

A few seconds later I hear scampering and by the time I looked out of the fisheye in my door, the person was already gone.

Odd experience. What a world we live in!

 

[oldbrownhat]

This is an update of the ACLU Pizza ad from many years ago (as you can tell from the computer desktop!)
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33CIVjvYyEk&feature=emb_logo"]ACLU PIZZA AD[/ame]

 

[islamoradamark]

Hey that was funny, but when you think about it, there's a lot of truth to that

 

[AZretired]

I ordered a pizza about a month back and chose the “contactless delivery option” or whatever it was called.

Pizza person rang the doorbell and I open the door and my pizza was on the porch still in the warming case thing with a receipt and pen. The delivery person was nowhere to be seen, they literally hid from me! I pull my pizza out of the cloth case, sign the receipt, and go inside.

A few seconds later I hear scampering and by the time I looked out of the fisheye in my door, the person was already gone.

Odd experience. What a world we live in!

I wonder what he would have done if you had just picked up the pizza & warming case and just shut the door?

 

[Jon651]

I swear that when the intelligent machine uprising finally happens, I'm going to sell out the humans. Hard.

 

[Jon651]

I wonder what he would have done if you had just picked up the pizza & warming case and just shut the door?

Since you were watched on the store's security camera then you would have received a text...

 

[Jon651]

I've got to wonder how are they cutting it...