Personal Defense against Cryptids: Just how seriously do you take your safety?

I assumed your post was related to this being April 1st.

EDIT Sorry...I see somebody beat me to it. Tried to delete mine and couldn't.
 
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Really, it's April 1st? I hadn't noticed, I thought it was March 31st... ;)

Rest assured that this thread is 101% serious, definitely not any form of satire, and that the fact that it just so happens to be a day associated with jokes/hoaxes/pranks is purely coincidental.
 
I resemble some of the OPs' remarks but I went the opposite route. I started with my first revolver, my 686-6. "The only gun I will EVER need", I said.

Then a few knowledgeable people on this forum mentioned something about hearing loss, with magnum .357...so I went down the suppressor rabbit hole.

Now, I have 50 rounds of subsonic 55 grain available and it is highly unlikely to over penetrate anything. If my attacker survives, so likely will his hearing.
 
The space people who have not yet arrived are staying away because of the COVID. The ones that are here are not allowed back to their flying teacups and saucers for precautionary reasons. Just the other day Zamdoz was telling me they are close to a vaccine, but there are no Contranic Berries here, which is the base ingredient in ALL of their vaccines. Zarry said they were looking into desert mushrooms but Quazdar keeps eating them before they get a chance to cwaddlize them. (Q, as we call it, is kinda like their version of Gilligan!)
 
Just remember, neither Tonto nor the Lone Ranger ever stated why the Lone Ranger carried silver bullets, it was the Werewolves! For those of us that are limited to 10 round magazines, it takes 3 one ounce silver bars to cast 10 Lyman 356637HP bullets! That way you can be prepared for virtually any Cryptid!
 
Cryptids? Little ones M&P40 with180gr jhp,big Ruger Blackhawk with .45C 325gr HC.


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Extraterrestrials aren't necessarily all hostile. There's always the possibility that they could just be tourists on vacation, or ethical scientists who simply wish to study life on Earth.

If they are hostile, then there's no sense worrying about it, as logically speaking any species capable of interstellar travel likely has offensive/defensive technology equally or even more effective in its intended purpose as their spacecraft, so it would likely be over before we knew it.

Well if they are really advanced, perhaps they have no weapons nor the need for them.
 
Discussions on self-defense against all common manner of creatures has been discussed endlessly, from human beings with bad intentions roaming the streets to fierce wild animals prowling the wilderness who aren't necessarily quite so easily dissuaded from attacking as rational human beings.
However, one topic which is seldom seen is that of defense against Cryptids, creatures of folklore, legend, and myth whose existence hasn't yet been proven by science. Obviously, there's a good reason why such things aren't discussed. Because if modern science cannot prove the existence of such creatures, nor is their much in the way of credible physical evidence to suggest that they do exist, and thusly few people ever encounter such things, then why bother?

Well, here's one argument, folks often prepare for all manner of things, regardless of how likely they are to occur. Few folks ever even have to draw a firearm in self-defense, much less have to fire their weapon, and even less than that have to shoot someone more than 3 times to stop an attack one way or another, yet many folks carry firearms which hold much more than three rounds of ammunition plus spare ammunition to reload their weapon on a daily basis. Heck, many folks carry more than just one weapon, they'll often also carry a knife or even a backup gun.
Home Defense is often even more extreme, with folks using absolutely devastating weapons like Shotguns and High Powered Rifles to protect their homes from invasion.
So if you're going to base your choices around unlikely scenarios like being attacked by mythical creatures like the illusive 7ft tall, 300lb+ Meth Addict wearing 4 layers of heavy denim, wielding a car door as a shield who cannot feel pain nor fear and absolutely will not call off his relentless assault unless rendered completely physically incapacitated, then why not be prepared for other illusive creatures with inhuman fortitude?
Furthermore, if you're going to follow the latest trends regarding self-defense, figuratively wearing an onion on your belt at all times, then why not a bit of garlic as well?

Personally, as an insurance policy against the possibility that I may be attacked by a supernatural entity, my carry guns have been fitted with striker plates inscribed with scripture, which should hopefully render them effective at repelling attacks from a wide variety of evil entities. I also have some hard-hitting pistols such as my new H&K USP45 Elite loaded with 230gr .45 Super which could be be used against Sasquatch in a pinch should I encounter such a gargantuan creature in the wild.
Some may consider this silly, but is it anymore silly than the "Tactical Pontoon Trigger" or the "HoloSun Optic" you've installed on your carry gun? Frankly, I could see one making the argument that those who don't take the potential threat of Cryptids seriously aren't taking their self-defense seriously either.

And before anybody goes criticizing me for indulging in the concept of passive preparation against the forces of the unknown, consider this... Is it really so different than your preparation against outlaws, terrorists, foreign invaders, corrupt government agents, post-apocalyptic wasteland raiders, and all other such enemies which cannot be proven to exist outside of one's imagination?
If you have seen the video of the encounter that a woman police officer had with a knife wielding, shirtless, mentally disturbed man, you would know that it is not out of the realm of possibility. He charged her, with knife in hand after she gave him commands to drop the weapon. She put a few rounds into him, he went down. Then he GOT BACK UP and tried coming at her again. She had to put a few more into him before he went down for good. When you are dealing with the mentally disturbed or doped up, you cannot assume or predict what that encounter will be or how it will end. And under the influence or mentally checked out, they may never feel any pain or even acknowledge they have been hit.
 
While we are at it, in TOTAL PREPARIDNESS, we must not forget the metaphysical! That would be Ghosts, Daemons, and various Spirits. In the British Isles and areas colonized by Vikings, large dogs with the ability to sense spiritual beings were a common "Early Warning System" (AKA Pukka Hounds). I was wondering what would be an appropriate Pukka Gun? along with what appropriate ammo?

Ivan
 
And before anybody goes criticizing me for indulging in the concept of passive preparation against the forces of the unknown, consider this... Is it really so different than your preparation against outlaws, terrorists, foreign invaders, corrupt government agents... ...and all other such enemies which cannot be proven to exist outside of one's imagination?

You must be living in a different universe than me.

Outlaws, terrorists, foreign invaders, corrupt government agents...

...all of these are proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to actually exist, and in fact make the daily news in my universe.

As do home invaders and 300 pound criminals who stomp harmless 65 year old Asian women, and lunatics who shoot multiple people in theaters, churches, schools, grocery stores, massage parlors, bars, music festivals, Christmas parties, and just about every other type of gathering of people you can think of.

But these are all just figments of someone's imagination in your universe - something on par with "Cryptids"?
 
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